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Should they be doing homework? Probably? Are their teacher's antics more entertaining? Absolutely!
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The Grover Cleveland Middle 8th grade Discord server
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Everybody Wants to Help ('Till You Need Someone) by Kitkatyes
Fandoms: Death by Dying (Podcast)
04 May 2026
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"What lie ahead, I could not be sure, but the time is forever now to expose the dark secrets that lurk beneath the roily veil of your hometown. With a running start, I busted through the rickety door, unblinking in the eye of the roaring lion…
And promptly dislocated my shoulder."
-Obituary 09: Kai Died
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OW gets some help fixing up his shoulder.
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I expected them to die by Kitkatyes
Fandoms: I Expect You To Die (Video Games), Death by Dying (Podcast)
15 Aug 2025
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Phoenix can't die; that becomes a bit of a problem when they're found by the Obituary writer of Crestfall, Idaho.
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Somehow, you find yourself bumping into someone at a party... They're certainly attractive
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Phoenix is called into their Handler's office one day without much warning. They wondered what they did this time.
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- Part 31 of I Expect You 2 whump
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stellar nucleosynthesis by enthyrea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Jun 2026
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"- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"
Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.
After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.
A beat passes.
"What's your teacher's name again?"
AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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Learn Eridian with this Eridlingo language course! 🪐
(a semi-interactive Duolingo-inspired Eridian "course" made with HTML and CSS elements)
Latest Minor Update: 05/14/26 - Added Introductions for Verbs, Adjectives, Pronouns, and Prepositions Lessons
( slow updates )
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- Part 6 of PHM fics
- Part 6 of work skin fics
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Bookmarked by Kitkatyes
31 May 2026
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"So. I somehow got shot into space, lost my memory, everyone else died, and this is what's going to haunt me?"
Grace gestured wildly with the sticker.
"My AO3 stats?!"
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- Part 5 of PHM fics
- Part 5 of work skin fics
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say whatever you feel, be wherever you are by cavalchr for Luce13711
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Apr 2026
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“I’m… not a girl. I’m uhm, I’m a trans guy.”
The room is silent for a moment. I can see her shaking as she waits for me to respond.
“Okay! Thank you for telling me,” I said, calmly. I was a bit out of my depth here. I’ve had queer kids before, of course, but having one come out to me like this was a new experience.
She– he blinks at me, clearly surprised at my anticlimactic reaction. Should I have been more surprised? Enthusiastic? I don’t know how to respond in this situation. I didn’t want to freak him out by freaking out, but what if that was what he wanted? This has got to be a big deal for him. Do I seem uninterested? Crap!
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One of Grace's students comes out to him.
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- Part 3 of stories from the hail mary