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Draco returns for his eighth year at Hogwarts in an attempt to salvage whatever he can of his future. His plan: sit as many N.E.W.T.s as possible, distance himself from the Malfoy name, and keep out of trouble. Of course, with his father on trial and at risk of unthinkable punishment, not to mention the anxiety-fueled "episodes" that have been plaguing him since summer, the school year doesn't go so smoothly. Especially when Harry Potter keeps seeking him out.
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28 May 2026
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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22 May 2026
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On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.
That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.
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19 May 2026
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“There. Don’t cross the pillow barrier, or I’ll kick you off the bed. It’s as small as it is.”
“There wouldn’t be an issue fitting two people if you were a bit more mature about this, senior.”
“I’m already being very mature about this! Not making you sleep on the floor is me being the generous, magnanimous senior! Archon knows how many times you kicked me in the ribs when we slept together as kids…” Kaveh turns red remembering those times, turning over on his side quickly in the dark, hopefully hiding his blushing face. “Now, stop talking already, go to sleep.”
Alhaitham keeps falling asleep in Kaveh's bed. Normally, for someone as well adjusted as Kaveh, this wouldn't be a problem.
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30 Apr 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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03 Apr 2026