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(i swear) i will die trying by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
02 Nov 2023
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Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.
Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.
And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?
(Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)
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- Part 1 of Hatchet Town
- Part 1 of Goat Bros
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We Can Meet Again Somewhere by thatisnotokay
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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"Speaking from a selfish perspective, I hope you stay. But, we also have another offer."
Ryland looks down at his best friend, eyebrow raised. Curiosity pushes the burgeoning tightness enough for him to ignore. "Yeah? What's that, Rock?"
"We can build onto the Hail Mary— a spaceship large enough to carry you, me, and other scientists. We go to Earth with you," Rocky trills. Ryland can't believe his ears. Rocky's carapace tilts in the way that means he's smiling. "We live on Earth, learn from the humans, and return in our own time."
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Or, Rocky offers to travel back to Earth with Grace. Featuring best mate Adrian- Language:
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20 May 2026
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WRAAAHHHHHH I THINK ABOUT AVA STRATT AND GRACE AND GO INSANE I THUNK ABOUT GRACE AND EARTH AND I GO INSANE!!!!!!!!
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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The Greatest Act of Optimism by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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The Eridian thrills a high sound that doesn’t get picked up by the translator which means that it has no clear meaning. Like when a human gasps or sucks in a deep breath. It actually sounds a little like that. When they notice that I’m staring straight at them they scramble back into their hiding spot and hold very still.
A child, I realize with a start.
That’s a child!
“Hey,” I call and the kid squeaks again. I was about to get to my feet but abort the movement and crawl closer on my hands and knees until I'm inches away from the xenonite wall. I wait and it takes me much too long to realize that they don’t have to peek around the corner to see if I’m still there.
“Hey there,” I try again, my voice low and calm. It’s my teacher voice, the one I use for shy and scared students.
Used.
The fact that I haven’t had to use it for years and it still comes to me automatically almost knocks the air out of my lungs but this is not about me, it’s about making sure the little pebble doesn’t die of fright from the scary alien. “Hi, I’m Grace. It’s alright, you don’t have to be scared.”
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How Grace finally gets back into a classroom, where he belongsSeries
- Part 1 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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11 May 2026
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three's company by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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“Rocky,” I say sharply. The irritation feels unpleasant inside me, foreign like a toxin.
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11 May 2026
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YESSSSS YESSSS IT WOULD BE HARD BUT THEY BOTH LOVE HIM AND I KNOW WITH TIME ADRIAN WILL COME TO LOVE GRACE JUST AS MUCH!!!!!!!
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please do not feed the animals by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Apr 2026
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“Hold still, lovely alien,” the Eridian croons, snapping a claw closed around the hem of my cardigan. “♫♬♩ will be so gentle, yes.”
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Project Saving Grace by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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In relative terms, the trip from the Tau Ceti system to the 40 Eridani system takes the Hail Mary a little over three Earth years.
This is what happens when you put two snarky aliens in a small, enclosed space for that long. -
Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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10 May 2026
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AU AU AU AU AU AUUUU THEY CARE ABOHT EACH OTHER SO MUCH IM GONNA EXPLODE
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bloody, but unbowed by redrobin1989
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jul 2020
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“I’m sure you all have a cause that means something to you, something you want to help change." Aizawa said, addressing the class. "For the next few days, I want you to think about what it is you believe in and do a short presentation for the class on Friday."
It's Advocacy Week for Yuuei's hero students and it gives Midoriya Izuku a lot to think about about what kind of hero he wants Deku to be.
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30 Apr 2026
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consensus ad idem by rojohbi
Fandoms: Legally Blonde - Hach/O'Keefe/Benjamin, Legally Blonde - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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CONSENSUS AD IDEM (noun): Agreement to the same. Meeting of the minds, mutual assent, or concurrence of wills. Parties must be of one mind and their promises must relate to the same subject or object.
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11 Apr 2026
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A Soft Place To Land by AssassinOfRome
Fandoms: Legally Blonde - Hach/O'Keefe/Benjamin, Legally Blonde - All Media Types
01 Nov 2018
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At first, she thought he was simply squinting hard at the ceiling, his habit sometimes when lost in thought. But as the seconds slipped past and his head lolled to the side, she realised he must have fallen asleep.
“Oh.” She mumbled to the silent room. Still, she couldn’t help but be surprised. When Emmett had originally quipped about not sleeping since 1992, she had laughed along for what felt like the first time since starting school. Yet within a few weeks of his mentorship, she wondered how much of a joke that had been.
Emmett falls asleep during a study session. Elle tucks him in. Cuteness ensues.
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11 Apr 2026
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REWRITE // As long as its with you by ZEPHYR (evilweevils)
Fandoms: Half-Life (Video Games)
22 Feb 2026
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Rebel Medic!Reader is slowing down. The machine cannot run forever.
A mysterious benefactor gifts the little rebel with the most important present of them all- rest, in a relentless occupation.
Can be read as platonic or romantic or some mix of both.
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a rewrite of a fic by the same name i wrote/orphaned when i was SIXTEEN while ill with COVID!!!!!!! for this freak of an alien man who i love and adore. if you remember coffee time with g-man then that was the original inspo for the og fic. also heavily influenced from my own source as a fictive :-)also im struggling to write again (brain frog from covid but also dyslexia) so if you have any GENTLE criticisms lmk i'd like to hear them ^_^ and yea i am working on the timeloop postal fic. i have two more chapters basically finished for that series :D
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24 Mar 2026
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Frostbite by VioletThePorama
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
30 Jul 2020
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Gordon felt isolated, which was impossible because there were always other people around him. He was flooded with a constant influx of information at every turn while he was stuck in the depths of Black Mesa, but some of it seemed off. Maybe it was how extraordinary the situation was. Not everybody had aliens attacking them at every corner.
Or maybe none of it was real.
Loosely based off the multiplayer au by thecryptidcorvid on tumblr.
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22 Mar 2026
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Really fucking stellar execution of an idea like this. I adore ai Gordon so much someone help him
RHRGHRRGRHRGRG HIM WISHING JOSHUA WAS REAL IN ONE OF HIS FEW MOMENTS OF AUTONOMY AND IT FREAKING BENREYS PLAYER OUT AUGHGHGHHHHHHHH falls to the floor -
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Black Mesa is gone. Everything's over. Everything's new.
(aka: i looked at the troupe of having benrey move in with gordon post-canon and went "WHAT IF IT WAS TOMMY" so hard that i wrote 18k words about it)
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19 Mar 2026
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OUTHHHGGGGGGHH FREELATTA SAVE ME. SAVE ME FREELATTA
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bring you home (in my arms tonight) by PurpleCatGhost
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
13 Dec 2023
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He asks, “Dr. Coomer? What’s wrong with our world?” And Coomer looks at him with open surprise.
He doesn’t say anything for a while. Coomer’s eyes search his face for answers, like he’s seeing him for the first time, then emotions begin to flicker across his face. Realization. Guilt. Sadness. Anger. Then, finally, his face shifts into something gentler than Gordon was expecting.
“Gordon…” Coomer trails off for a moment. “Do you like video games?”
(Or in which Gordon learns he’s an AI trapped within a video game and is determined to be more than just the story that’s thrown at him. Which eventually leads to him choosing to bring Benrey back home with him himself.)
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I Guess This Is My Life Now by phantomthief_fee
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
16 Jul 2024
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He just wanted to play a video game. Now he's got 4 rogue AI's roaming his apartment and a body that isn't his.
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19 Mar 2026
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I Went Out In The Rain (Suddenly Everything Changed) by waitineedaname
Fandoms: Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware - Fandom
02 Apr 2021
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Gordon wasn’t sure when he’d fallen in love with them. It had just kind of… happened.
Tommy hadn’t planned for this to happen. He really hadn’t. It’s just, they were his best friends. How was he supposed to know that feeling would turn into something else?
Benrey hadn’t even realized it happened. He was new to these human relationships, okay? Sometimes they needed some help from someone more experienced, sue them.
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19 Mar 2026
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Thsi is so. AUGHGHGHGHRGRGRGRGGRHRGRHR SAVE ME FRENREYLATTA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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An Exercise In Childhood Development by kyrinasha
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
25 Sep 2020
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A series of snapshots in the life of Joshua Freeman, a TTS AI that lives on Gordon's computer, and how his strange, extended family falls in love with him.
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15 Mar 2026
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It’s 2:35 A.M., and God is Beating me at Chess by KnickNacked
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
25 Feb 2021
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Short n simple post-canon domestic fic, in which Bubby has a Moment because he realizes that everything's okay and he’s happy. As in character as it can be when you go from “Violence murder blood chaos” to “Six people live in one house and they are all happy and okay :].”
I very briefly read over this to check for mistakes so there might still be some errors. I wrote this at 3 am <3
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15 Mar 2026
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NORMLA ABOUT BUBBY FOUND FAMILY MOMENCE. AND FRENREYLATTA... SAVE ME FRENREYLATTA
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And there is no ultimatum, no moment where John leaves to tie up the timeline. Jade sits and waits and waits and waits until she’s making appointments to receive haircuts and check-ups from the carapace psychological hospital. It’s domestic and tormenting and she wonders where it went wrong.
Something went wrong
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04 Mar 2026
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EXPLODES EXPLODES EXPLODED JADE HARLEY..... FAWKKKKKKKKKKKK SOMEONE FUCKING HELP HER!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! AUWWGHHHHHH MY SWEEITE PEA AOUGHHHHHHHHHH I think about her too hard and start crying and screaming and throwing up.