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The ghost of Billy Hargrove leaned in the open window of Steve’s car with that trademark smirk and, honestly, Steve was kind of impressed by how detailed his own hallucination could be.
“Wanna fuc-What the shit? HARRINGTON?”
They blinked at one another for about ten seconds before Steve’s brain finally managed to fire off a thought.
“You’re real?”
Steve couldn’t stop the words from spilling out of his mouth, his own stupidity a constant echo in his empty head. Billy’s face reflected his thoughts as he yanked on the door handle until Steve reached over to hit the lock with shock-numb fingers.
“Real fucking freezing. Let me in, pencil dick.”Or: The Pretty Woman AU literally nobody asked for.
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- Part 1 of I Don’t Want To Let You Go
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06 Apr 2025
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Love Is A Sickness (And Lust Is Absolute Madness) by StevesKhakis (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Mar 2020
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Steve snaps a pic with his hand around his dick, angling the camera so that the stream is visible in the back. He can’t help but stroke a few times before sending it, wishing he had the balls to just put his webcam to good use so SuckMeDead could see him in all of his wet, messy, horny glory.
Realistically though, he knows that full-on cybersex isn’t something he’s ready for, not until—
Not until he’s made sure this camboy isn’t Billy Hargrove.
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23 May 2024
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A jealous and angry Nasir must deal with his feelings when a new recruit sets their sights upon having Agron as their own.
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19 Feb 2024
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lilacs and dandelions by limerental
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Apr 2020
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“The Witcher believes you’re under a spell,” Yennefer said, conversationally, drawing a sip from her tea.
“I most certainly am,” said Jaskier to her in a warm drawl that Geralt recognized as the tone of voice he slipped into when flirting and frankly, things needed to start making more sense and fast before he gave into his impulse to do something rash and wholly unhelpful. Namely, chuck himself out the cottage window and into the sea.
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Or Geralt seeks out Yennefer only to find her, of all unbelievable and ridiculous things, shacking up with his bard.
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18 Feb 2024