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    The Perils of Idiocy: Or, the Rah-Rah-Rainbows Glitter-Up-Your-Arse Sunshine-Straightjacket Jinx by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    27 Apr 2026

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    Harry gaped at Hermione. “You did this?”

    “Might’ve,” she replied with a shrug.

    Severus’s brain tried for: I already have a dreadful migraine, Potter, so kindly piss off before you make it worse.

    What emerged instead: “Harry, you beacon of plucky perseverance, what happy twist of fate brings us your heart-warming sincerity and scruffily heroic energy today?”

    A short, terrible silence followed.

    “I think,” said Harry, very slowly, “I’d much rather be shouted at.”

    “I would also much rather you be shouted at,” Minerva agreed.

    “Right,” Harry said faintly. “Clearly I’ve walked into something much stranger than I thought.”

    Severus’s brain tried for: Then kindly fuck off, you Potter-haired fuck-face.

    But instead, Severus’s mouth chirped: “Keep believing in yourself, Harry! Gold stars, all around! And your hair is such a wonderfully spirited celebration of your individuality!”

    Harry backed towards the door. “And I think I’m going to leave and let all of you sort out whatever—” he made a vague gesture, “—this is.”

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    The Fallow Year by

    Fandoms: Little Thieves Series - Margaret Owen  

    31 Jan 2025

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    Ten short stories that take place between the end of Painted Devils and the beginning of Holy Terrors.

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    16 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

    Kill Or Cure by

    Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)  

    12 Nov 2014

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    Elena and Alaric grief-fucking, basically. Set the summer after Jenna dies.

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    30 Apr 2025

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    The analogy of the three-legged stool by

    Fandoms: Vampire Diaries (TV)  

    30 Sep 2013

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    “I mean, it’s stable, you know. A three legged-stool works a lot better than a two-legged one.” Elena met Damon’s eyes. “But Ric wouldn’t… I mean, not that I…”
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    “Oh, Elena has this fantastic analogy about three legged stools,” Damon said, airily. “Ask her about it, sometime.”

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    Behind Closed Doors by

    Fandoms: Vampire Diaries (TV)  

    13 Apr 2011

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    Elena comforts Alaric.

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    30 Apr 2025