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You see, another anomaly Shadow Milk had made note of regarding Pure Vanilla's strange perfection, was the lack of any self-pleasure. Not once, not even after a particularly stressful day, did Pure Vanilla get close to touching himself. Fingers never dipped lower than they meant to, he never lingered on his naked body while changing, and whenever he read, albeit prude, romance books, his expression didn't change, firmly casual like he was merely reading the morning paper.
It annoyed Shadow Milk to no end. Did he think he was too good to touch himself? Did he really take the 'Pure' part of his name that seriously?
Whatever the reason, it was sickening. So, forgive Shadow Milk if he wanted to see the perfect, pristine Pure Vanilla tainted, even just a little bit. He wanted to see Pure Vanilla sweat, to hear the beautiful moans he would make, to feel the slick between his thighs.
Aka: Pure Vanilla is a virgin and was bound with a chastity spell that would only break once married. Shadow Milk, drawn in by how irresistible Pure Vanilla was, decided to break it himself.
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06 Jun 2026
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They cuddle. Oh and smilk's ticklish I guess
Baby's first fluff what
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06 Jun 2026
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Pure Vanilla has been too caught up in kingdom duties to really care for himself much. It's gotten a little out of hand, and Shadow Milk is more than willing to put this to a stop (forcefully if necessary).
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06 Jun 2026
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You're not supposed to mean anything to me!! (So why do you?) by mimizus
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
04 Jun 2026
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shadow milk is a very popular student, loved by everyone- girls, boys, non binaries.. everyone! and yeah, its understandable. shes pretty, smart, witty, talented.. shes the lead cheerleader. pure vanilla on the other hand.. she was kind and breath-taking to look at, yet she was easy to take advantage of. as you may know, being kind means being "weak." while it seems that pure vanilla has interest for the cheerleader, that said cheerleader doesnt seem to be very fond of this oh so kind nilly..
(please read the beginning notes first!!)
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06 Jun 2026
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“Over the phone, he spoke with a man who had a kind voice and a perfect baritone. The interview was set for Saturday at noon. He didn’t have high expectations; a strange, nervous feeling was bothering him in his throat. [...] As he turned onto the road leading to the town, the landscape slowly began to transform into a warmer, more lush one, full of trees and green hills. [...] A modest clinic. Tiny. If it weren’t for the sign announcing that it was the town clinic, Shadow Milk would have thought it was just any low-income house. [...] «You’re a fully competent person… I have no doubt about that». [...] Heavy eyes. Tired limbs. The same old routine. Walk. Walk. Drink. Sleep. Work. Drink. Walk. Sleep. Work.”
A perfect life, a perfect job, financial stability, and prestige all around. Shadow Milk ended up in a clinic in the middle of nowhere with a doctor who is the perfect opposite of his life.
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06 Jun 2026
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50 different kisses shared, in all sorts of worlds where Truth and Deceit coexist.
Or; I want writing practice, and I want ShadowVanilla to kiss.
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06 Jun 2026
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The Sage of Truth and Shadow Milk watch Pure Vanilla and Truthless Recluse absolutely go down on each other.
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- Part 1 of CRK Freaky Pride Month 2026
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05 Jun 2026
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Pure Vanilla was the most annoying, most aggravating, most foolish Cookie Shadow Milk had ever met.
It would be expected that, after such a statement, some may wonder what Pure Vanilla did. Was he acting rude, or selfish, or cruel?
No! In fact, it was worse than all three of those things combined!
Pure Vanilla was too gentle. And Shadow Milk was tired of it.
OR 5 times Shadow Milk tries and fails to get Pure Vanilla to rail him properly, and the 1 time he succeeds.
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04 Jun 2026
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( Ch. 2 out!) Between Confession and Silence: A TruthlessSage Fanfic by fifibobachan
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
02 Jun 2026
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Truthless Recluse and Sage of Truth angsty yoai fanfic exploring what life must've been like for Recluse and Sage in their AU! Planning on having atleast 6 or even more chapters! Stay tuned!
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03 Jun 2026
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The Sage of Truth was invited to the Peak of Truth but the mysterious Truthless Recluse. Despite knowing each other for almost a year, the hermit has never invited Sage over, it was always Sage showing up!
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03 Jun 2026
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Truthless Recluse, a stubborn cookie, feared by many but known by few. Utterly opposed to their beloved Sage of Truth. Enemies, they might appear to be at first glance to those who whispered and gossiped. Little did they know of the odd relationship they held beneath the veil, a long-standing game that danced between the lines of love and hate. A taste of freedom from the burdens they bear.
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02 Jun 2026
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The first time that they're intimate, Truthless Recluse tells himself that it's nothing. He's curious, and nothing more. He had always thought of the Sage of Truth as someone attractive, charismatic, intelligent – and despite all of his best efforts, he finds himself drawn to him.
Not that he's alone, that is.
For Sage often keeps himself at a distance from Recluse, he's found. Whenever the mention of friendship came up, it would be waved off. Recluse was a companion to converse with, and nothing more.
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A multi-chapter explicit fic that explores Sage of Truth and Truthless Recluse developing with one another as a couple.
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02 Jun 2026
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Lying Is the Most Fun a Boy Can Have Without Taking His Clothes Off by Moth_Berry_Jam
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
01 Jun 2026
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(but it's better if you do)
Sage is just your average philosophy professor, Recluse is just your local emo boy
opposites attract or something of the sort, and sometimes opposites have more in common than they think
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- Part 5 of Prim's Truthless Sage collection
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02 Jun 2026
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Shadow Milk hates Pure Vanilla. Hates his stupid, gummy smile. Hates his silky hair that reminds the beast of the rays of sunlight that peak through his curtains in the morning. Hates the way he says his name, with so much adoration and love pushed into two words that it makes him sick.
...He despises his other half.Shadow Milk is horribly in love with Pure Vanilla but cannot express his feelings in a healthy way AT ALL. So he doesn't. And instead decides that he will just make Pure Vanilla entirely dependent on him.
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30 May 2026
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[Genderbend AU]
[Eldritch horror pure vanilla AU]They offered her to stop the bleeding sky. A milkmaid with nothing— no family, no sin, no future. Shadow Milk was meant to be a sacrifice. Instead, she was seen. Claimed. Loved by something that shouldn't love.
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- Part 1 of Eldritch vanilla cookie AU
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30 May 2026
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Sage has a stalker and it’s…
Truthless Recluse?Truthless was put under a spell by the Fairy’s but he unexpectedly falls for the Sage of Truth.
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29 May 2026
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Pure Vanilla doesn’t believe in the rumors the sailors keep mentioning. That a big scary beast is destroying the boats of men.
That is, until he sees the giant beast right infront of his very eyes.
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29 May 2026
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“Oh, right - I was going to ask you. Can you come over on Sunday?”
Sage finally fell silent after yet another of his rants. He stared eagerly at Recluse, tapping his fingers almost impatiently as he awaited an answer.
“... Sure. Why?”
“It’s Easter!”
“I suppose it is. I don’t celebrate, though.”
Recluse glanced up from packing his bag, raising an eyebrow. Neither did Sage, for that matter; he valued his own logic over the words of religion.
“Don’t you like chocolate?”
“N- … Oh. You just want the egg hunt.”or: he gets more than chocolate hint hint
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29 May 2026
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Villanelle: A highly structured 19 line poem with French origins, consisting of five tercets and one quatrain. It features a strict rhyme scheme and two repeating refrains.
Truthless Recluse had noticed a change between himself and the Sage. It was only small, almost imperceptible, but undeniable. If the blond had to pinpoint when the change occurred it was probably the day he'd found the Sage crying outside his Spire. The day the recluse remembers, with embarrassing clarity, that he had kissed the Sage. Had such possessive thoughts about the other cookie. The hermit was immensely grateful that the scholar was asleep when it happened. Otherwise he was sure he'd have never heard the end of it. Things had changed though. Making him wonder if the illustrious Sage of Truth had been awake and heard, and felt, everything.
Taking place a few weeks after the events of 'Negative Review'. Truthless Recluse has to handle the realisation that he's in love with the Sage of Truth, and the terrifying thought that the Sage might just love him back.
He doesn't handle it well.
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- Part 3 of Adrija's TruthlessSage Collection
- Part 2 of Academic Dramatist
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29 May 2026
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⸺ ݂ ํ recluse realizes how big of an impact the sage of truth has on his life. ꣒
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29 May 2026