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When Tom Ryder picked the wrong guy to try and murder by AuthorofCelestial
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
25 May 2026
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Colt Seavers and his brother Ryland have escaped death at the hands of Tom Ryder and his goons. For now at least.
Now the world thinks they’re dead and that Colt is a murderer. He would really like to amend this, but his brother seems to be more concerned about his boss, and how she might react to him being dead.
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AKA, what if Ryder tried to kill Ryland and Colt without realizing that Ryland isn’t a schoolteacher anymore, but the second hand of world dictator Eva Stratt?Bookmarked by Ivorydoesstuff
26 May 2026
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Waves Can't Kill, They Crash by Kashy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
01 May 2026
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Tom Ryder finally has Colt Seavers right where he needs him to be. The only thing that's left is getting him to give back his phone, with all the evidence on it.
He knows exactly who he needs to threaten to make sure he'll get what he wants.
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Colt and Ryland are twins, and no matter how hard Colt tried to keep him out of it, Ryland inevitably gets tangled up in his mess.
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26 May 2026
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buy one get one free by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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“Nope–no you have to keep the pressure on that, Colt–” Jody grabbed his hand, guided it back upward, glancing over his shoulder to see what he was looking at.
There wasn’t anything of note behind him, just the pavement and a laughing couple stumbling their way around the corner.
Was he concussed?
“I’m not Colt,” Colt said, interrupting Jody’s thoughts. He cocked his head to the side, frowned, tried to lower his hand for the third time like he’d already forgotten what he was supposed to be doing. “I’m trying–I need to find Colt. M’not him.”
Oh, yeah, he was definitely fucking concussed.
(Ryland is concussed, Colt is framed for murder and concussed, and Jody is definitively lost in all the sauce because someone forgot to tell her that Colt has a twin brother.)
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- Part 1 of buy one get one free (no returns)
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26 May 2026
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Dopplegangers by IntrovertAtHome
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Colter and Ryland Grace are identical twins who get mistaken for each other quite often, sometimes on purpose and sometimes not
Here's 4 different times they had a case of mistaken identity
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- Part 1 of Coltland Twins AU Oneshots
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26 May 2026
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Amazing Grace, How Bright the Stars, That Saved a World Like Me! I Once Was Lost, in Endless Dark, Now Earth can Finally Breathe by Badger666
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, The Gray Man (2022), The Nice Guys (2016), The Fall Guy (2024), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
14 Jun 2026
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“Let me ensure I understand correctly,” Yao counted slowly on his fingers.
“Your oldest brother is an alcoholic private detective.”
“Yeah.”
“Your second brother killed your abusive father.”
Grace nodded sleepily. “Self-defense mostly but yeah.”
“Your third brother is in a committed relationship with a sex doll.”
“Bianca is very nice
Yao continued as though he had not heard that.
“And your twin brother throws himself off buildings
Grace thought about it. A very long exhausted pause. “…Yeah that about sums it up.”
Silence again.
Stratt looked at Yao.
Yao looked at Stratt.
The realization passed silently between them with horrifying clarity.
So Grace—
This exhausted, socially awkward, disaster of a scientist currently clinging to Eva Stratt like a drowning kitten—
Was the normal one.
God help them all.
Stratt stared down at him for another second before one particular detail from earlier finally circled back around.
“You slept with Tom Ryder.”
Grace nodded against her shoulder.
“Mmhm.”
“The internationally famous actor.”
“Yep.”
“How?”
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26 May 2026
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Enrichment by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Apr 2026
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The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).
Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.
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23 May 2026
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The first vision came when Ryland Grace was nine.
He was sitting in the back of his mother’s car, watching the trees go past the window, when something shifted — not in the world but behind his eyes, like a television changing channels without permission.
He saw a kitchen. His kitchen, but older, different somehow. A kettle boiling. His own hands, adult and unfamiliar, making coffee in the early morning quiet.Then it was gone.
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- Part 4 of PHM Fics
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08 May 2026
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Absolute Reality by DanaFox1013
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 May 2026
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Whumpay 2026 Day 6: Unable to Speak
Already at the end of his rope, Grace is confronted by someone determined to make his life a misery.
AKA Eva Stratt will defend her little scientist to the end of his days on earth (even if those days are coming to an end much quicker than he realises).
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- Part 6 of Whumpay 2026
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08 May 2026
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Oh my goodness…(What am I supposed to do with Eridian Babies!?) by JoysterTheOyster
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 May 2026
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It is accustomed in mating rituals that Parent A will lay half-baked, minuscule eggs inside of parent B, as a defence mechanism against extinction. All it takes is the right conditions to be met for their body to allow the permeable merge, where they lay those eggs independently.
This has become so far and few in-between, most eridians practice it during their partnership and think nothing of it. That is until Rocky’s body decides that the Hail Mary, on the journey home, meets those extinction conditions to a T.
In other words, Rocky lays eggs and Grace has absolutely fuck-all idea of what to do.
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08 May 2026
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i’m prepared to sacrifice my life (i’d gladly do it twice) by shini_amaryllis
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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Colt, for the most part, avoided telling him about how dangerous so many of his stunts were, because he knew Ryland better than Ryland knew himself and he knew that he didn’t like that Colt was put in those kinds of situations. The only way he really knew was when Colt made it back to the apartment after a movie had wrapped to see scabbing scrapes and stitches and on one memorable occasion a broken arm that Colt had sulked about the entire time he had it in a cast.
So a hospital calling about him meant it had to be serious.
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The road to recovery is long and hard, but Ryland is dragging his brother along and he doesn't get a say in the matter.
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04 May 2026
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Techno shakes its head. “No, what’s your name? What do people call you?”
“I don’t have one,” the Entity insists, then hesitates. “Do you want to call me something?”
“Mhm.” Techno takes a step closer to examine the form in front of it. They look just the same, from the part of their hair to the scuffs on their house shoes. “How about Niki? Can I call you Niki?”
Niki smiles and its teeth look just like human teeth. “I like that name. Niki.”
Techno nods in a single firm motion more at home on a business owner than a child. “Niki, do you know how to play marbles?”
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26 Apr 2026
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William Wisp plays operation in a gas station bathroom.
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25 Apr 2026
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barn raising
(baarn ray-zihng)noun
A gathering at which people in a community cooperatively assemble the framework of a neighbor's barn, typically followed by a celebration. A barn framework cannot be assembled alone.
OR: Jade Cantrip has the worst day of her life, and lives through it anyway. She just needs a little help.
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25 Apr 2026
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five times mark and tide decided to Pointedly Ignore It, and one time they didn't.
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25 Apr 2026
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i think you’re worth holding onto by noctivagantcorvid
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
16 Oct 2024
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winters family comfort nexus
((or: how to talk to your newly unpossessed child, tidalwaves, haircuts, and good natured teasing of your gay ass father.))
title from soap by the oh hellos
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25 Apr 2026
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“Who. Gave you. That mark?” Kepler asked through gritted teeth, trying very hard to maintain his veneer of calm. If the look on Jacobi’s face was any indication, he’d failed.
“Oh, it was just a parting gift from Officer Eiffel after last night. One of many, come to think of it, this is just one of the more visible ones.”
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08 Apr 2026
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05 Mar 2026
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05 Mar 2026
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Simon's eyes won't focus anymore, the world spins on it's axis, over and over again; every breath feels icy, throat constricting around and around and tightening—he can't breathe, something's wrong (something burns, so sick and it's clawing it's way up and out of his mouth)—and he reaches out and out and out and...
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OR: Simon's head spins with colors. Something's gone wrong.Bookmarked by Ivorydoesstuff
02 Mar 2026
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After Harding is erased from the records, the COI agents tell the story of him in a different way.
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01 Mar 2026