Its_A_Problem
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All prisoners of Azkaban are insane. Sirius’ insanity just takes a different shape than usual.
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27 Jun 2026
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“Ignoring the fact that you guys are still taking this rando in the airport seriously,” Patrick says, “I’ve got a girlfriend and a kid!”
“If Jonny’s gonna get booty-blasted for his own health it’s gonna be with you,” Dylan says firmly.
“Is this some new healthy people thing, or is my English failing me?” Kubi says from the door, looking vaguely freaked out.
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Patrick just wants Jonny to get better. He's willing to take desperate measures.
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26 Jun 2026
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“I gotta level with you,” Patrick says, tossing down his grease-stained napkin. “You’re depressing the fuck out of me, here. Please, man. Do what you need to do. Find a nice young woman and do depraved things with her.” He says with a laugh. “Quit moping.”
That gets Jonny’s attention, but he just rolls his eyes.
After months of watching Jonny mope around after his girlfriend breaks up with him, Patrick has had enough.
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It’s not, like, a thing.
It’s only happened twice, if you don’t count the time during the pre-season when Max shoved a thigh against George’s crotch, and George, touch-deprived and broken-hearted, let out a sharp gasp and came instantly. Max, looking shocked and frightened, stormed away.
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Cursed Be this Soul (that Ties Us Together) by IAM_Kneazle (twicethet), twicethet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2020
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"Invisible threads are the strongest ties" - Friedrich Nietzsche.
Across universes, Hermione meets her soulmate through time and space; the ties that bind them together could be the very thing they need or it could destroy them both. 20 years later, they reunite - but when you play the game of thrones, add magic and a young metamorphmagus, things are never as they seem in Westeros.
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