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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Being a beta has always meant safety for Shane Hollander. No expectations, no instincts, no distractions from hockey.

    Unfortunately, he meets Ilya Rozanov.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Wriothesley rubs at the back of his neck awkwardly. “My ruts suck because I don’t spend them with a partner. Omegas get too attached and I have no interest in entertaining—”

    “Why don’t you fuck me, then?”

    Wriothesley's mouth falls open in shock. And so does Neuvillette’s because what in the ever-loving intrusive thought was that? His instincts getting the better of him, that’s what. Neuvillette’s dragon purrs underneath his skin, delighted by the thought. Wriothesley smells wonderful. They trust each other. He would take care of him and breed him full—

    Neuvillette slams his pen down abruptly, causing Wriothesley to jerk. “Wriothesley, I apologize,” he says, the words thick on his tongue. “That was incredibly crass of me to suggest.”

    Neuvillette decides to offer a helping hand for Wriothesely's rut.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    It was never easy to find Loki when he wanted to hide, but he wasn't doing a particularly good job of it at the moment. Probably he didn't think anyone from Asgard would be wasting their time hunting for him while the shining ones churned their way steadily through all the realm.

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    09 Aug 2025