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"Ah, perhaps my Master believes that his slayer friends would not want to witness him bugger his pet abomination within an inch of it's afterlife?" Nandor asked, pouting and rolling his ass back against Guillermo's hips. There was an immediate outburst of assertions from their audience testifying that they would actually be very much in favor of watching such a display. Nandor grinned triumphantly, his eyes half-lidded in lazy satisfaction. Fucking brat.
"You're getting off on this," Guillermo grumbled.
"Can you blame me?” Nandor purred, now openly grinding against the slayer's lap. "You know how we vampires are-- all a bunch of sluts."
Once is a mistake. Twice is... a little bit more than that.
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- Part 2 of Slayers Made Them Do It
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When Nandor the Relentless was invited to the Crossroads Cafe ostensibly to meet the Guillermo de la Cruz-- professional vampire slayer, sex icon, and top earning human performer on OnlyFangs-- he was pretty sure he was being, as the youth say, cat-fisted. After all, what would a human like Guillermo want with a Vampire like him? His account had barely seven-thousand followers, a pittance compared to Guillermo's nearly eighty-thousand patrons.
But he decided to go anyway, just in case he's wrong.
Guillermo has a thriving career making porn targeted to Vampires. Nandor has a... fair to middling career doing roughly the same. Guillermo has a proposal.
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- Part 3 of Variations on an Alliance
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" Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.
But then the human had done something outrageous.
Then the human had smiled. "
In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.
In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.
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Vae Victis (Latin) “Woe Unto the Conquered”-- A cry noting or calling for the humiliation of the vanquished by their conquerors. The assertion that those defeated in battle are entirely at the mercy of their subjugators and should neither expect, nor request, leniency.
Nandor decides that he simply must make an example out of the comely little vampire slayer who has caused him so much trouble in his latest campaign.
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- Part 2 of Variations on an Alliance
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Executive Mentality by Interrobam for riskylatte
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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"Oh, no no," Nandor rushed to say, throwing his hands up as if to physically shield himself from the very notion of intercourse that transcended vanilla norms. "None, none of that stuff. I'm not into any of that, that weird stuff."
The frantic tone of his voice, the dry, thin laughter with which he followed this denial, the strained nonchalance of his expression-- these details all clearly conveyed to Guillermo that Nandor was in fact very very into 'that weird stuff,' but also in the deepest possible denial about that fact.
Nandor al Quolanudari might be the single most repressed client Guillermo de la Cruz has ever encountered. Fortunately for Nandor, Guillermo is pretty sure he can coax him out of his shell a little.
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A Good New Beginning//A Far Off Destination (Noncanon Pronouns) by Interrobam
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
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A Good New Beginning//A Far Off Destination by Interrobam
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
10 Aug 2016
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“It's not where you take things from- it's where you take them to.” ― Jean-Luc Godard
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19 Jul 2025
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In the aftermath of an attempt on Nandor's life, Guillermo accidentally learns about a rarely discussed part of vampire biology. Forced to convalesce in unlikely circumstances, he's just got to recover without activating any of Nandor's... other biological instincts.
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25 Sep 2023
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Warning: This fic references some spoilers/leaks for season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows.
After Guillermo and Nandor have a drunken one night stand, Guillermo finds himself in one of the worst fictional tropes from Nandor's favourite young adult novel.
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- Part 1 of Knocked Up
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14 Jul 2023
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The voice of Guillermo de la Cruz, the finest in the entire grand reach of the church, rose above the music like a bird taking flight. This was the soprano that had taken him as a boy from a quiet town in New Spain to the very highest reaches of fame, the voice that had inspired musicians to compose operas and hymns in hopes that their words would pass his lips. The greatest castrato to ever have lived, the throat of heaven, the young man whose voice was said to justify the entire practice of the bathtub and the opium and the knife, here to punctuate the significance of this moment and display the religious virtue of the papal state.
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03 Oct 2022
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as though a supplicant before a king by sharptoothed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 Jun 2022
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Nandor can't sleep. Guillermo is dreaming.
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12 Aug 2022