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Alastor has been entrusted with the well being of his deceased mother’s truly demonic cat, Al. One day he can’t find the hateful cat and in his search is introduced to Lucifer Magne and his daughter Charlie, whose cat Luci has evidently stolen the heart of his tomcat.
A love story of an alley cat falling for a posh kitty and how their love affair effects the two other men involved in a hilarious way.
A crack fic about Cursed Cat Alastor and his obsession cat Lucifer!
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24 Jun 2026
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long story short by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami) for BleakCinema
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jan 2026
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As much as Alastor had tried to forget that unpleasant summer, Lucifer would still come to mind over the years — a pitiful boy who wouldn't know a good thing if it was neatly placed right in front of him.
There's no trace of that boy now.
In his place is a man with cornsilk hair who wears his age like a vintage wine.
Who cannot, for a moment, take his eyes off Alastor.
A king whose eyes crinkle at the corners when he graces Alastor with the most bewitching smile.
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24 Jun 2026
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My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2024
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Lucifer stumbles upon a rather effective way of shutting up The Radio Demon.
Alternatively, Alastor can't cope with his feelings and makes it everyone else's problem.
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24 Jun 2026
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TO RETURNING READERS: Heed the tags PLEASE. This still ends very soft, but it has much more debauched elements than previous works. Reader discretion is advised!!!
Lucifer, a divorcee trail guide from a big occult practicing family is hired by a group of self proclaimed monster and myth hunters calling themselves "The Vs" to lead them through the Erie Mist Mountain Pass pass. He almost refuses, knowing it was the season for the worst of eldritch of things to come out but by golly the paycheck that overgrown power puff girl pulled out! Even if Vox's fantasies about being fucked by a monster are creepy - it was enough to feel like he could try. Charlie's birthday was coming up after all!
Just stay calm, camp early, set up wards... yeah?
Well, unfortunately or... one might say very fortunately, for him, there was a special kind of being hiding in the trees this time.
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23 Jun 2026
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Hell Is Forever Whether You Like It Or Knot by MixkaRules18
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jun 2024
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Upon being forced to switch dynamics on his arrival to hell, Alastor hasn’t been able to get any relief from his heats.
If only a short alpha demon king could help him
Or
Fully self indulgent shameless smut.
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20 Jun 2026