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• Vial Jokes! Get it? by Ilovflow3rs

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  02 May 2026

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Cheesy & Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Cheesy/Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Cheesy (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Pepper (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
  • OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Bomb (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Cherries (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Not mentioning the others because yes
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • Silly
  • Blood
  • Cussing
  • Objects Are Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Probably ooc

  Summary

  An Alternative Universe where Tissues is a vampire, and he hates that he is one. His “CondiShAwN” simply being an excuse for people to not question why he's sick all the time. When in reality it's a consequence for him not drinking blood in fear of hurting others.

  Though his bloodthirsty urges would get the best of him.

  Cheesy would find him in the middle of his blood drinking session at night. Dragging him in the secret that the both of them will HAVE to keep away from others. Well if we're talking about Cheesy, this is going to be one hell of a struggle.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,021

  Chapters:

  2/?

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