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Spirits of the Blitz by 5-door Wasabi (Ignica)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jun 2025
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In St. James' Street, a handler of double agents is offered a challenge she can’t refuse.
In Fleet Street, Britain’s oldest Secret Army musters for war.
In Soho, there’s an Air Raid Protection post where everyone is welcome. Well, almost everyone.And in England’s holy places, there’s an evil that can’t be kept out.
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Animagemella belligerens by 5-door Wasabi (Ignica)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jun 2024
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Responsibility. Eternity. Paperwork. The endless struggle to express the Divine Will of God as a series of motivational posters. Dagon's last memo that underfiends are licking the walls again, in spite of three coats of Bitrex. What do Heaven's most put-upon Archangel and Hell's least impressed Demon Prince need to shake up their eternal existences?
(Hint: it might or might not be a foul-tempered goose in a cardboard box.)
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Sonata for a Snake and Sunbeam by 5-door Wasabi (Ignica)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Aug 2022
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Crowley scowls. “Angel, if I hear ‘Nimrod’ one more time, I won’t be responsible for my actions.”
“Tum tee, tum tee, tummmm te, tum tee tum,” hums his Adversary, in time to the sound of the train. “Rather good, that one — though I grant, a smidge overplayed. But Heaven doesn’t want another set of character sketches from Elgar. Heaven wants him to do an oratorio. A proper one. An hour and a half of morally-improving music on the Judgment of the Soul.”
“Your lot can want Eddie to write a five-act musical performed on the flying trapeze. Naked. Just leave me out of it.”-----
Or: Probably the longest work on AO3 to be (mostly) from the POV of English composer and noted moustache-owner Edward Elgar, who doesn't know how lucky he is to be tagged on here so rarely.
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Upon the Place Beneath by 5-door Wasabi (Ignica)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Dec 2021
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Due to their overlapping but different skill sets, Aziraphale is better than Crowley at certain Temptations, and Crowley is better than Aziraphale at one supposedly-angelic Task. That’s not necessarily a downside of The Arrangement. It’s absolutely fine, providing that no-one Upstairs or Downstairs notices – and after nearly eight hundred years, what are the the chances of that?
Right.
It may not be the End of the World, but it’s the end of the Eighteenth Century, the world is changing far too fast, and an angel and a demon are up to their necks in Serendipity, even though that concept was only invented in 1754.
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The Mostly-True Diary of Malacoda, Underfiend of the Fifth Circle, aged 5689.666 recurring by 5-door Wasabi (Ignica)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 May 2021
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"By the Powers of Hell, I, Malacoda, Formally Bless Anthony ‘Noodle Legs’ Crowley, Serpent of Eden, Bane of Eve, and Tutelary Fiend of Themed Accessories. He outranks me, but what the Heaven, I need to vent.
May the demon Crowley be consigned to boiler-room duty for two thousand fascinating years.
May he then do time as a doorman for a convention of rabbis, bishops, imams, pujaris, and archimandrites, and may each of them bless him as they enter.
Also, may he get an infestation of scale mites, and may those scale mites get religion, and have schisms, and write theses on those schisms, and may it never, ever, ever stop."Or: Crowley has a knack of snagging the credit for evil he had nothing to do with. Sometimes it’s human-generated — but at other times, the Serpent can really foul up the ill-laid plans of a frustrated fellow fiend.
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Cryptic messages by HolRose
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 May 2022
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Aziraphale desperately wants to come clean about his feelings for Crowley, but cannot seem to find the words. On a typical lazy Saturday morning at the bookshop, he decides to try to express his affection in a novel way via a series of clues supposedly for that morning’s crossword. Crowley, gloriously ignorant of the angel’s intentions, reluctantly agrees to assist with the puzzle. The ensuing conversation results in more than Aziraphale bargained for, but perhaps it will all be worth it in the end, if only Crowley can decipher that one remaining clue…
Bookmarked by Ignica
23 Nov 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
A crossword fic that deserves a bookmark of its own:
A penalty reversed, and a tale as old as time; an answer that cannot be put into words. (9)
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Blood of the Lamb (And Other Sacrifices) by PeniG
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Miss Silver - Patricia Wentworth
02 Jan 2022
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A body has caught upon the buttress of Westminster Bridge on the morning after Guy Fawkes Day, 1934, and it's Inspector Lamb and Sgt. Frank Abbot's job to find out who it is, and who put it there. Who, in the Fell family - patriarch Michael (a long time dying), hearty Gabriel, regal Michaela, eccentric Aziraphale - or those around them - Michaela's personal secretary Uriel Ligur, cousin Sandalphon, Aziraphale's boon companion Anthony J Crowley, solicitor at Prince and Prince - could possibly have a reason to kill the baby of the family, Raziel Joshua Fell?
Is the Prince Foundation a useful charity, or something more sinister? How far into the book will Miss Silver finally make her appearance? And what has the unique family legacy, The Book of the Angel Aziraphale, got to do with anything?
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- Part 1 of Blood and Thunder Omens
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Bookmarked by Ignica
24 Dec 2021
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Akashic Records by PeniG
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2020
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It starts in Eden and ends the spring after the Notocalypse. Friendship! Romance! They get to have fun! And then they get chewed up physically and emotionally, I don't make the rules, that's just life! Job satisfaction porn! No smut! Abusive work environments! Weaponized customer service!The Guardian Angel of Queers, and Soho, and Crowley! Perfect for downloading and reading when you have the flu! Author writes well but cannot write dust jacket copy to save her life!
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Bookmarked by Ignica
30 Jun 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
A linked tasting menu of wonderful short and midlength fics.
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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Bookmarked by Ignica
30 Jun 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Sits at the intersection of 'Good Omens emotional hurt/comfort classic' and 'Good Omens outsider-POV classic'.
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Computer Curse by lyricwritesprose, OuidaMForeman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jan 2021
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First, Newt was awkwardly hanging out with Aziraphale. Then he was talking to Aziraphale. Then he was introducing Aziraphale to the idea of the internet. Aziraphale is enthusiastic about the internet, especially correcting certain people who are wrong on it, but he's run into a snag. His computer is behaving . . . oddly.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Ignica
30 Jun 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Newt's Very Particular Computer Skills get a workout. Another winner for the Eldritch-ish Omens comedy list.