IdRatherBeAComma



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    Hayden Pike is sad. He wants to go to bed with Shane Hollander, the most beautiful man in the MHL, but he can’t seem to score because he is very bad at hockey.

    Hayden Pike probably wrote this. Not Ilya Rozanov. Ilya Rozanov would never do such a thing. Don’t tell his husband.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    UNHINGED. I L. O. V. E. itttt, tysm!!! Also wtf why are my neuroses not perceived nearly as endearing and/or sexy as Shane's?? Need me an Ilya it would seem

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    Step One: Flirt!
    Step Two: Figure out what flirting is.
    Step Three: Attempt flirting again.
    Step Four: Why is flirting so difficult. :(

    Even Rose Landry might not be able to save Shane Hollander's flirting game, but she's going to do her best to try to help him seduce his crush, Ilya Rozanov.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Hahahahh omg I love it!! "So ... you wanna ... you know" <--- it's me, hi, I'm the problem 🙈

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    Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Hahahahahah ... much fun, very autistic :D
    A really cute, lighthearted, funny story, well written. Loved it!

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    Shane's heart learned Ilya's name and forgot how to beat for anything else.

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    29 May 2026

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    So tender, so calm, so monumental. A hundred times worth your time.

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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    21 May 2026

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    Light hearted, reeaaally funny and exquisitely written