Icantwriteforanything
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Tale of apprentice that woke up and knew nothing.
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Well, the lack of the Leiftan fics made me write one myself. Don't take it too seriously I wrote it mostly for fun and myself and wanted to get some feedback on my writing, so yeah...
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When Harry meets Voldemort after he's been reborn in the graveyard, he realizes two terrible truths: one, Voldemort is his soulmate; and two, he's going into heat.
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Of Roads Less Traveled By by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Mar 2014
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When Fili asks if Bilbo had a spouse waiting for him back in The Shire, it ends with unforeseen complications.
Or: That AU in which Bilbo is actually Fili and Kili's uncle by marriage and no one knew a thing about it.
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07 Jun 2023
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Angst ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Of Roads Less Traveled By by orphan_account
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The hobbit is not fit to join them on their quest to Erebor.
He might be able to burgle Nori’s underwear straight off of him, Dwalin doesn’t care. Fact remains that the hobbit is a soft, small and moreover innocent creature that might know how to wield a kitchen-knife, but it all ends there. So he needs to protect Bilbo Baggins - and, perhaps, their quest - for the hobbit won’t be able to burgle much when he is dead. The only way to achieve that?
Talk their burglar out of going with them.
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04 Jun 2023
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Teacup by thevalesofanduin
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“Would you want to fuck him?” Dwalin breathed against the side of Bilbo’s neck as he ground the Hobbit down on his now aching dick. “Or would you just be looking to have him take you? You seem to like this. Imagine how much better it would be if it was Thorin rubbing against you.”
Wherein Dwalin and Bilbo are both in love with Thorin and we end up with scenes like the above.
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31 May 2024
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Synergy by alkjira
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5 times Crowley was Summoned on purpose + 1 by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Avengers (2012), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), House M.D., Supernatural
07 Jan 2013
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Crowley had no idea who'd let slip how to summon demons, but it was a damn pain in the arse sometimes.
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24 Jan 2024
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5 times Crowley was Summoned on purpose + 1 by orphan_account