I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms
- Daredevil (TV) (3)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (1)
- Dead Boy Detectives (TV) (1)
- Marvel 616 (1)
- The Punisher (TV 2017) (1)
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It’s a sad song but we sing it anyway by I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
30 Jul 2024
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I know that we joke that dead boy detectives is an Orpheus and Eurydice retelling already, but what if I actually made it that?
In which Charles can’t find Edwin in hell, so he strikes a deal with the devil himself.
It seems easy enough, walk out of hell and Edwin will follow, as long as Charles doesn’t turn around to check if his best mate is still behind him. -
Historically accurate Izzy Hands / Israel “Basilica” Hands by I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Oct 2023
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Welcome to me sharing fun facts about the historical pirate known as Israel “Basilica” Hands. This is really just me going over some of the things we see in season 1 and 2 that are inspired by historical facts and nerding out over it because I need to distract myself from the finale. So come nerd out with me! I’ll try to keep it short because I’m not your schoolteacher, but I make no promises.
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Amy and the Devil by I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Daredevil (TV)
02 Oct 2022
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When Amy goes to New York to visit Frank she runs into a certain horned vigilante, she definitely does not need his help against a mugger though.
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Matt and the cat by I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Meow (Comic), Marvel 616
26 Jul 2022
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There were many nights were Matt sneaked back into his own apartment through his bedroom window. It appears that after one particular rough night he might have forgotten to close the window all the way.
This is just a retelling the daredevil chapter of a comic called marvel meow by Nao Fuji. If you haven’t read it yet you should definitely check it out, it is adorable! But you don’t need to read it in order to read this fic.
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Brett notices that every time he sees Matthew Murdock the guy seems to have some type of badly hidden injury and a flimsy excuse to go with it. He knows something is wrong and it might be time to investigate. Foggy Nelson would never hit his blind boyfriend, right??
In this fic Matt is still daredevil but him and Foggy are in a relationship and their friends are getting a little suspicious of Matt being consistently injured. There is no actual domestic violence in this fic as it is of course all a big misunderstanding, but I'm giving you the warning either way as there is talk of domestic violence.
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04 Jun 2026
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Mother's love by Letmebecomeataboo
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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In the late 90's, Irina Rozanova escaped her abusive husband, and moved to Canada with her sons. What does that mean for Ilya Rozanov's future, and his relationship with Shane Hollander?
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Bookmarked by I_say_things_sometimes
01 Jun 2026
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What if All-Stars Weekend had gone a little bit differently? What if there was a billboard involved? What if Shane went to Tampa to get Ilya back?
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31 May 2026
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In which Shane Hollander yells at the montreal metros by spnispain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jan 2026
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"Did any of you think for a single moment about the fact that Ilya is from fucking Russia?”
The room was silent.
“Huh? No? That’s weird. What, Wilson, you are telling me you wouldn’t share a secret that would endanger Roby’s life? How weird.”
Shane looked around the room, staring each and every player in the eye. He was done being afraid; he was done being ashamed. They should be the ones cowering their gaze, not him."
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Homophobia, Russia, fear, and everything in between.
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- Part 1 of The downfall of the Voyageurs
- Part 2 of because Russia
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Bookmarked by I_say_things_sometimes
25 May 2026
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Contrary to popular belief, J.J. and Shane shared rooms on roadies just as much as Hayden and Shane did. Not that it mattered to fangirls online, who'd rather focus on Hayden's awkward side hugs with Shane as "proof" of their illicit gay relationship, and not the fact that the same instagram dump features Shane sitting in J.J.'s lap for half the photos.
J.J. is not salty about this. He loves the gays. He wants gay fans. He has gay fans. He simply wants to understand, academically, why Hayden "three kids and a wife" Pike reads as the gay one when J.J. is right there looking the way he looks.
Or: J.J. confirms something about Shane. Then he learns something else. He handles it. (Mostly.)
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24 May 2026