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    “Well, we’re here now. We should do what we can to save everyone.”

    Zelda nodded along with Link’s words. “You’re right. We’ll need to secure the champions and their Divine Beasts. But the guardians… they will need to be dismantled. They hold a greater threat than the beasts. And… there’s the matter of getting my past self to unlock her sacred power.”

    “And you unlocked yours when…”

    “When I acted in love for you,” she finished, meeting his gaze. “We need to get our past selves to realize their feelings.”

    “You’re saying we need to play matchmaker.”

    “Yes.”

    “For our past selves.”

    “Yes.”

    He dragged a hand down his face. “We’re doomed.”

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    Or: Post-ToTK Link and Zelda, happily married, are investigating a series of disappearances when they’re suddenly sent to before the Calamity. They take it upon themselves to save everyone from impending doom, which includes helping their past selves get along. It’s a lot easier said than done. Oh, and more people are disappearing. There’s that too.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    What's one to do when they find themselves reincarnated as the rival? Clearly, train their butt off to become the ultimate challenge for any would-be protagonist! Get ready for a Champion Journey! Updates every other Wednesday.

    Has a Discord!

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Jax looked past his reflection in the window and into the cafe. His eyes almost immediately narrowed in on one patron of the cafe. A young woman was sitting at a table by herself, fidgeting with her phone. Jax knew that woman. He would recognize her anywhere.

    It was her. It was Pomni.

    An AU where the events of episode 7 happened a bit differently and the members of the circus manage to escape.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    A person from our world finds himself stuck in Metal Sonic’s body. Navigating through the Sonic universe is easier said than done, especially when that world sees him as a villain.

    (The isekai part will become more significant later in the story.)

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    23 Jan 2026

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    It’s been 10 years since Pomni arrived in this wretched Circus, and, somehow worse, now she’s stuck with all different people than when she first arrived here (save Kinger, somehow). Noticing how Pomni has become very withdrawn from her new friends and his adventures, Caine brings back the suggestion box, but with all new suggestions from the new cast of characters. Some of these suggestions, however, are actually pulled from the old suggestion box, reflecting the old cast in a way Pomni quickly realizes she isn’t ready to handle. Some of these mini-adventures even still have the very same AI as those old adventures.
    Or… Are they AI?

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    22 Jan 2026