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The kid was going to die at this rate, whether or not Jason had anything to do with it. Apparently dead Robins were just a thing, now, and Bruce didn’t give a shit whether they lived or died.
There was something almost comforting about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
There was something fucking infuriating about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
Well. If those fucks didn’t care about their baby bird now, Jason would just have to make them care. And he had a few ideas on just how to do that.
Robin might get a little broken in the process, but what was a little kidnapping and torture between friends?
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a.k.a. the Titans Tower AU where Jason kidnaps Tim instead of trying to kill him. And then he kidnaps Steph. And Dick. And Cass. And...
Jason may have a problem.
Less crack-y than it sounds. This is mainly hurt, angst, and reckoning with canon trauma. Comfort will come! There *will* be a happy ending.
[summary updated 1/21/22]
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- Part 1 of Red Robin Hood
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17 Jun 2026
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A drive to Arkham and a conversation about love.
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17 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd goes to Titan's Tower to send a message. He won’t kill Robin there, no—that wouldn’t be poetic enough. Instead, he’ll torture the cuckoo to death and dump his body in the Nevada desert, never to be found—ensuring he has enough fingers and toes to mail Bruce for the next twenty years.
Only when the time comes, Jason…can’t do it.
Now he’s stranded 3,000 miles from Gotham with nothing but a smart-mouthed Robin, a beat-up pickup truck, and a dream.
You know what they say: take me home, country roads.
Or,
Jason goes to Titans Tower to attack Tim. Instead, the two road-trip across the country from San Francisco back to Gotham. Featuring greasy diner food, shitty motels, talks about trauma in the bed of a pickup truck, and as many metaphors about roads as I can possibly cram in here.
OR OR,
Jason drives forever and ends up exactly where he started.
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15 Jun 2026
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Lock and Key by bonzai_bunny
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Clark meets a mysterious man on a hookup app, known simply as "B."
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12 Jun 2026
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The New Son of Krypton by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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Superman whipped the condensation on the healing-vessel window with a shaky hand, the oppression on his chest only growing more overwhelming the more he cleared the view.
Then he saw it.
There, floating in the fluid, was a foetus.
“Kelex.” Kal’s voice came broken and strangled, and a little hysterical, “Kelex, what is inside?”
“A Kryptonian-human, Kal-El.” Replied the AI, “A descendant designed to better adapt to the planet chosen to board the House of El. A new type of Kryptonian for a new planet.”
“A hybrid for…” Started Kal, only to stop mid-sentence, suddenly assaulted by a dreadful realisation. “Which human? Whose DNA did you take for this? From whom did you take the human sample?”
“Your chosen mate, Kal-El. Batman.” Kelex answered without pause, as if the answer was obvious.
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Superman, who has been secretly in love with his best friend for over a decade, accidentally baby traps Batman with a human-kryptonian child.
Or Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are Conner Wayne's biological parents, and they may or may not fall in love while raising their child together.
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12 Jun 2026