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    Shane moves into a new apartment.
    Shane has a noisy neighbor.
    Correction: Shane has a 6'3" noisy, rude, and annoyingly beautiful neighbor.

    Shane doesn't like noise.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    10 Jun 2026

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    noise complaint by jaytisms

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    Such an entertaining read! All of the memes, banter and just so fun from start to finish. I adored Ilya & Shane's dynamic here so much, also Rose & Svetlana. Love this fic and the coding so great 💛

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    Ilya Rozanov
    23 years of age.
    Beloved and despised son, friend, and situationship. Died from suffocation by Shane Hollander's beautiful hockey player thighs.

    i wake up and my mind immediately goes to him
    i go to work and i think about him
    i go to sleep and i think about how i would rather be sleeping next to him

    Ilya Rozanov was in love with Shane Hollander. He was in love with him and his stupid brown eyes, his stupid constellations of freckles, his stupid voice and quirks. This wasn't right. He wasn't loveable. He was loud, and obnoxious, and annoying, and rude, and inconsiderate towards others who weren't named Svetlana Vetrova, yet he found himself controlled by something deep in his body that continuously drew him back to Shane over and over again. That same thing seemed to have permanently carved and engraved Shane into his mind like some sort of fucked up epitaph.

    Were any of these people in love with someone that they didn't deserve to have? Didn't deserve to touch and talk to and stare at until their eyes burned and scratched like sandpaper because they forgot to blink? Did they forget both their mother tongue and the language they'd practised for over a decade of their lives whenever that person even did so much as to breathe near them?

    I am high on life and joy and wimsy

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    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Select All by Regolith (metonym)

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    This was so cute! Such a fun idea, and the Iceland trip meeting in between so perfect ✨ I love how you captured them together so beautifully and the plan in the end, along with full circle moment to photos.

    - Photos
    - Spicy 🔥
    - Puffins
    - Spider
    - Fishing 😂

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    'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'

    “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.

    “I want to eat him,”

    Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.

    “Like...sexually or...literally?

    Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.

    “Yes,” 

    Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.

    Alternatively, The Office Fic

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone

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    Such an entertaining read, adore the way the story is told with all the little details of the videos/photography and how montage together. With the social media of it all, so much fun!

    Always enjoy the Ottawa Centaurs, found family feels and just such great dynamics between all log the cast. Ilya & Shane are lovely and getting to show affection for one another, being seen so perfect ✨

    - Waterpark
    - Behind the scenes
    - Hollanov Ottawa centaurs parents
    - Humour
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    Meringue is a sweet, hot, fluffy dessert. All the fics here will be purely self indulgent and without deeper meaning or conflict. For the foreseeable future, everything will be post-book 6 canon.

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    31 May 2026

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    - Breaking News: We Like Each Other by prailock

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    Omg this was so perfect! I adored their bet and all the social media aspects, the way you captured Ilya & Shane's relationship. Along with all of the cast so entertaining, the reactions throughout so fun. Their vows so beautiful and such a fitting ending - full circle ✨

    - Social media
    - Canada dry
    - the whole time
    - centaurs family
    - dogs
    - vows
    - down bad
    - bets, the rivalry lives on
    - dancing

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    He loved him. With every atom of his being he loved him. There could not be a single parallel universe where he didn't love him.

    It was easy being partners. They understood each other better than anyone ever had. With the entirety of their adult lives orbiting each other like binary stars, they knew how to push at each other to set a perfect harmony. Even if it looked like they were fighting each other's pull, they had been silently on the same team since a cold day in Saskatchewan when Cupid drafted them both in the first round under a no smoking sign.

    Ilya couldn't believe that this was the man he'd fallen for. He'd given up his family, his first team, his country all for a man who turned a bachelor party into a powerpoint. It was the most brilliant decision of his life.

    I love a million little things that make you you. I want to scream in front of the world about every tiny thing I love but I also want to keep them secret and for us only. Being married to you for the last five years has been the greatest honor of my life. I thank you for the indulgence to be able to continue it for the rest of my life.

    Each day spent with you is another chance at the best day of my life.

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    - The Social Riot Machines by Sacrificial_Tao [Upto Ch 6]