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    Broken Promises and Needy Omegas by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    22 May 2019

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    Afterwords, when Harley was pressed up against the omega’s back, knot stuck deep as Peter purred and preened, the alpha sighed as he realized he had backed out of his promise, yet again. Peter was content now, but the shitstorm was coming.

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    Harley gets really overwhelmed when Peter tries to ride him. Also, Tony wishes he could bleach his brain.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Broken Promises and Needy Omegas
    dontstudywritenovels

    Parkneer

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    The Corruption of Peter Parker, by Harley Keener by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    15 May 2019

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    Harley had meant to intimidate Tony’s intern -that’s the only reason he wore his nice jeans with the stupid maroon shirt that brought out his eyes. He even gelled his hair, for fucksake.

    Except, the moment he actually saw Peter Parker, baby blue sweater layered over a button up, jeans ripped where the extra fabric dragged as he walked, he threw that plan out the window.

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    Harley really wants to fuck Peter so hard that he’s crying for it. He settles for wooing the fuck out of him instead, and maybe making Peter cry when the younger begs him for it.

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Corruption of Peter Parker, by Harley Keener
    dontstudywritenovels

    Parkneer, smut, yes.

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    ain't my blood; still my boys by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)  

    29 Mar 2021

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    When Tony made an off-hand comment about adopting a child, he never expected Steve would jump on the idea so quickly. He definitely didn't expect to adopt two kids. And even if they did expect to love them dearly, they weren't ready for the fierce protectiveness that raged within them for their boys. They couldn't save them from the past, but they could protect them from the future and whatever dared to threaten their safety.

    Through fostering Harley and Peter, Steve and Tony learn a lot from them, who have experienced more than any child ever should. But they have something to teach the boys themselves: family doesn't end in blood.
    (Instant Family AU)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    ain't my blood; still my boys
    parkrstark

    Stony adopts Harley and Peter brothers
    Cute

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    curse you, superhearing by for octopicacti

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Iron Man (Movies)  

    23 Jul 2021

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    Peter wasn't a crush-worthy dude! He was excitable, and didn't navigate social situations all too well, and he was an all-around disaster—May always said he most definitely got that from Ben's side of the family—and he was most definitely not at all someone that anyone should be having a crush on. He was, like, the dorkiest dork around! How could anyone have a crush on him?

    Harley. Harley could, apparently. Which was, obviously, so fucking surprising that Peter was on the verge of freaking out.

    It only got worse when Harley said, "MJ. I think I have a problem. A Peter Parker-specific problem, holy fuck."

    Holy fuck was right because holy fuck.

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    Peter hears something he wasn't meant to. Cue the awkward maybe-flirting.

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    31 May 2026

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    curse you, superhearing
    michellejones_stacy

    WTF WAS THAT ENDING IT WAS SO GOOODDD

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    PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    31 Dec 2019

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    When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

    What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.

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    31 May 2026

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    PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT
    mauvera

    The MOST hilarious fic
    Peter writes articles which ends up with him dating Spider-man, but that obviously did not go so well. Though, he had Harley to pitch in to be the love interest and the save the day