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    Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, but his parents still died, and Albus Dumbledore, concerned that Death Eaters might seek the boy’s death, cast a powerful charm on him to make wizards ignore him before Harry was left with the Dursleys. Except, with the Elder Wand in play, the charm was far too powerful, and made others essentially forget Harry existed when not directly interacting with him. Sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Harry lives a contented life with no one either loving or hating him…until the charm breaks on his seventeenth birthday, and he’s suddenly plunged directly into the middle of a living world at war.

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    08 May 2026

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    Harry experiences Portkey travel for the first time and decides 'hey it would be neat to know how to do that'.

    The Triwizard Tournament and the Dark Lord had no idea what hit them.

    Hint: It was a Portkey.

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    1/1
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    02 May 2026

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    руській урод їде на «сво» шоб заробити собі на канадську візу
    його баранять фпвішкою в єбало на покровському напрямку
    той другий неруській урод приїжає у варонєж на похорон і получити ладу каліну і два кілограма стірального порошка
    шо там далі?

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    Русский
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    4/4
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    18 Mar 2026

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    Holy shit

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    Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three-year-old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar carved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords.

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    Chapters:
    48/?
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    07 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reading as a pdf. Great stuff! Cheers

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    After the public death of a superhuman 15 year old, teenage superheroes are forced to wear government-issued clothing that marks them as underage.
    Or; Peter is backed into a corner, Tony Stark grows increasingly frustrated, and New York protects their own.

     

    Peter focusses on the pedestrians, on their whispering and pointing. At Peter. At his blue Regulation Jacket, in the middle of Times Square, blown up to epic proportions on the huge towering screens.

    Oh.

    “Oh,” Peter says, dumbly. “Oh no.”

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    14 Jan 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 29

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    Collection of spinoffs branching out from THE HOGWARTS HEXAD series, arranged in chronological, in-fic timeline order.

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    29 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Morked for lotor

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    28 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Saved 4 later

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    He didn’t know how it had become Percy Weasley, of all people, who he snuck around with, finding opportunities for heated moments, who turned him on beyond all reason. But, however it had happened, however it was that they’d arrived here – he definitely didn’t want it to stop.

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    12 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is great. Shame i can't comment. Get bookmarked

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    “Mr. Evans,” Ollivander said, smiling wider. “Any relation to Lily Evans?”
    “Who?”

     

    Harry Evans was almost like any other boy growing up in Cokeworth. He lived alone in a house nobody else could see, he stole food from the supermarket and never got caught, and he had a little brother who had been hidden after the night their mother was killed. Harry was a secret, and he promised not to tell.

    A letter in an empty vault, a small boy with broken glasses, a portrait of a scowling girl. As Harry begins unraveling his own past, the threat against his brother grows.

    How long will his secrets keep when Harry is the only one standing between his brother and the world?

     

    A story about family, friendship, growing up, and, of course, the most powerful magic of all

     

    Chapters 1 to 8 - Pre-canon - 29k
    Chapters 9 to 23 - PS - 59k
    Chapters 24 to 49 - CoS - 107k
    Chapters 50 to 90 - PoA - 159k
    Chapters 91 to 172 - GoF - 314k

    link to discord thingie: https://discord.gg/bBmc8ZUJ4d

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    Chapters:
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    24 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What the fuck 💔😓

  10. Public Bookmark 4

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    Hunter’s eyes widened, his face aghast.

    “What’s wrong?” A distorted voice called, a recognizable one, but he was unable to place it.

    A decapitated head of Edric Blight hung from a bloodied string, his eyes wide and bloody.

    “Scared of a little blood?”

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    08 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmhmhm
    Top 10 things i shouldn't have read but still did
    Really gorey

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    "Harry Potter," Voldemort began, and then was surprised yet again when the boy had the audacity to interrupt the dark lord.

    "Sorry to disappoint, but Harry's not here right now," Potter said, smirking slightly.

    ---

    Harry Potter is not an Obscurial.
    Harry Potter is an Obscurial.
    Both are technically true-- because in a version of reality where his life is just that little bit worse, Harry Potter is not alone in his head. He's not even the original.
    Canon Harry Potter is the split personality, and has no idea there's another personality in his head who is both an Obscurial, and very, very done with all of this nonsense.

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    Chapters:
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    04 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Randomly thought if i had this bookmarked. Turns out not. Lovely work!

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    Revenge is the misguided attempt to transform shame and pain into pride. Being forsaken and neglected, ignored and forgotten, revenge seems a fairly competent obligation at this point.
    Skylar is the boy who lived, that's why he's important. I'm not Skylar.
    Going to Hogwarts is part of the plan, waking the basilisk is part of the plan, taking potions, learning spells, being tortured, murdering others, watching people di-

     

    I’m going to tell you a story, although it’s a bit long. I’m going to make you listen, because I want you to understand how you made me a monster. I’ll call this story antithesis, and you’re going to learn every single moment where things went wrong. I want you to cry, and beg for me to kill you, and when I’m done with this, you’re going to want to do that to yourself. You’re going to listen, because in the end, you owe me that much. You owe me so much more, but here we are, and this is how it’s going to end. Who knows, maybe this useless battle between you and me and this bloody world, well, maybe we always were fated to kill each other.

    Do you know what it is like to be unmade?

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    Chapters:
    81/81
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    28 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Haven't even read it but i think abt it a lot. I think that in itself deserves a bookmark.

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    “What I find absolutely fascinating,” Riddle said, stalking closer, “is you.” He marched forward, backing Harry up until he was pinned to the cool wall of the common room. “Do you know why?”

    “No. And I’ll be honest here, Riddle, I don’t particularly care.”

    The taller boy grinned at him, small yet infinitely pleased. “That. Right there.” One hand rose and brushed some of Harry’s fringe from his face. “Nathan Ciro was a spineless little boy too afraid of his own shadow to dare even glance in my direction. But you…”

    He leaned closer, “You look at me like you want to stab me.”

    After an accident, Auror Harry Potter wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. Seeking answers to his strange predicament, Harry returns to Hogwarts, and causes quite the stir through staff and students - especially when they come to realise he is not the same boy as before.

    He tries to avoid suspicion, but as his quest for the truth draws more and more attention to him, Harry begins to think that he might not like what he will discover.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    13 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Howd i not have this bookmarked alr huh

  14. Public Bookmark 6

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    Justin teaches Draco more than just Muggle Studies.

    Prompt: #213 - Justin is a muggle born who got served with the unfortunate, court ordered task of teaching Draco Malfoy muggle studies. He now has one year to teach Draco everything he needs to know. If Draco's beliefs haven't changed, he will get the Dementor's Kiss. Special requests: Stubborn!Draco, Exasperated!Disciplinarian!Justin, spanking?

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    06 Mar 2025

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    Jurco ♡♡♡

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    Harry doesn't want to fall for a boy because the last time he did it ended in disaster.

    Ron knows every boy in his school and he's not interested in any of them.

    What happens when they meet?

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
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    05 Mar 2025

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    My kinda vibe

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    Harry and Theo’s thoughts on how they found their way to each other and got engaged, and the light that currently fills their world.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    01 Mar 2025

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    Cutsie ♡

  17. Public Bookmark 4

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    [may ninthprompt: weed]
    [marauders rarepair microfics 2024]

    “You alright there, loverboy?” he snickers and Peter bats his hand away in embarrassment.

    “Fuck you.”

    “Well, if you’re offering.”

    “Barty!” Sybill chides as Peter splutters, so red it’s almost concerning. “You’re gonna scare him away.”

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    17 Feb 2025

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    One of the fev marauders fics i liked 💪💪💪

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    Harry Potter is an ordinary 17-year-old boy, counting down the days before he can leave his horrible relatives when an unexpected letter opens up a whole new, not entirely welcoming world.

    This is a story that tries to rethink and reframe the Harry Potter universe through a more mythical and adult lens. It won't be the canon that you're used to, but instead a mix of mythology, history, and hopefully humor, that features new friends, new relationships, and new ideas.

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    Theo threw up his arms and looked between them all wildly.

    “Why exactly are we all sitting around discussing this like the weather? Hagrid can’t hatch a dragon here!”

    Bulstrode sighed and rolled her eyes.

    “He’s right, Hagrid. Bad form to hatch a dragon in a wooden thatched hut. Now that stone shed outside…”
    ~

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    Words:
    54,875
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
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    06 Feb 2025

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    Ch10

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    “Alexander Hamilton! I’m at your service, sir!”

    Aaron looks at the hand and doesn’t take it. His hands are safely in his pocket, but he’d taken off his gloves, and he is not particularly in the mood to feel the single most consequential juncture of a stranger’s life.

    Alexander is still grinning at him, and the moment is stretching on, and he refuses to put his hand down, and Aaron has about half a second before this staring contest verges beyond the mere impolite and into the territory of heavy, awkward weight and scattered excuses—and before he can think better of it, Aaron takes Alexander’s hand.

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    204,233
    Chapters:
    36/?
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    27 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chapter 7
    I forgot what happened here for the most part by I remember I enjoyed it

  20. Public Bookmark 5

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    Peter loved playing chess with Sybill because she was one of the few, if not the only, who was a worthy opponent for him.
    Sybill loved playing chess with Peter because it was the one match she couldn't predict the outcome of.
    Sybill found it difficult to find a chess partner. People accused her of cheating. She could always see their next moves, but it wasn't something she could control. She couldn't turn it off. So she saw the entire course of the game before it even started.
    It was different with Peter.
    She predicted his next move, so she was able to thwart his plans. However, after each of her moves, Peter came up with a completely new strategy based on the current state of the board.
    She was fascinated by him.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Sybill regrets that she learned the secrets of divination.

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    3,120
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    1/1
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    26
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    207

    17 Jan 2025

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