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cake, with a candle by azunshi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2026
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"You know," Shen Yuan begins, looking up at Luo Binghe, "I probably sound like a broken record at this point but I'm really a dude. Just because I look like a girl now doesn't mean I am one."
"I know," says Luo Binghe. "I don't care about that."
The reply catches Shen Yuan off-guard. He stares at Luo Binghe in wide-eyed disbelief. "Binghe, there are all these pretty girls here tonight and —"
"The only one I want is you." Luo Binghe smirks when Shen Yuan blushes at that. "Come home with me. It'll be fun."
Shen Yuan crossdresses for Liu Mingyan's birthday.
Or Luo Binghe meets a cute girl at a party, who turns out to be an even cuter boy.
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29 May 2026
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never close our eyes by ilip13
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Oct 2023
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"I am also arranged to be married," the dragon says, breaking the silence.
"Ah?!" Wei Wuxian is gaping. Could it be that — certainly not. His… his intended husband is the Second Jade of Lan, only lower in rank to the clan leader. Surely, the night before his wedding, he wouldn’t be found wandering the grounds, catching stray foxes who broke through the Lan defensive spells. It has to be a coincidence.
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The night before his wedding, Foxxian, noted slut, sneaks out for one last night of debauchery.
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29 May 2026
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nobody compares by tongzhi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 May 2021
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“Ahaha, Lan Zhan, I guess you’re just trying to help a friend out. Gal pals and all that, amiright?”
Lan Zhan does not understand Wei Ying’s question. They are gals and they are pals.
“Do you not want to?” she says instead.
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Straight girl Lan Zhan decides to help her best friend out, sexually.
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29 May 2026
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Wei Wuxian pulls back a corner of the parcel, sees black silk with scarlet embroidery, and grins. “Ah, Lan-er-gege, you truly have some unknown depths.”
“I expect to see you use it,” replies Lan Wangji simply. Wei Wuxian chuckles and winks at him.
“Oh, I fully intend to,” he replies. “You’ll only regret that you didn’t give it to me sooner.”
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28 May 2026
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learn to wear each other well by ThirtySixSaveFiles
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Oct 2019
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji will sometimes have to be apart; Wei Wuxian knows this. That’s just how life goes. That doesn’t mean he has to like it, nor does it mean he can’t take measures to minimize the distance.
Wei Wuxian pulls the final stitch taut and ties off the thread, humming to himself as he snips off the ends. He sets the needle and scissors aside and lifts the small figure, examining his handiwork.
He wonders what Lan Wangji will think of his solution, and smiles.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2019
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28 May 2026
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What a tart! by eatmyass
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Oct 2021
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His big, expensive car, with leather interiors. Lan Zhan holds the passenger door open for Wei Ying, expectantly.
Wei Ying feels dizzy. “I know it might seem that way right now,” he says, gesturing at his outfit, red in the face. “But I’m… I’m really not that kinda guy.”
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Halloween for Wei Ying just got so much sluttier.
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26 May 2026
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See Paradise in Your Dreams by FableButt, nex_et_nox, Returningtide, SVSSS_Writing_Server, Yakorin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2026
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With any possibility of escape from the Water Prison foiled, bound more thoroughly than before, Shen Qingqiu is left entirely at Luo Binghe’s mercy.
If Shen Qingqiu won’t tell Luo Binghe why he threw him into the Abyss, then Luo Binghe will make him.
By any means necessary.
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- Part 1 of BingQiu Water Prison Drama
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26 May 2026
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More than anything + Extras by diushek
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 May 2026
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A compilation of the story of More than anything (aka - Luo Chengle, son of Luo Binghe, ending up in Shen Yuan's world being raised by him) and a compilation of extras, AUs, and non-canonical extras!
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26 May 2026
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Squidhawk by The_Cawckiest_King
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms, baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
05 Oct 2024
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One of society's rejects. Born sick and destined to die young, a pitiful thief with no direction in life. Plucked from the streets and doomed to turn into a tentacle-faced freak hated by everyone? Ha! It was almost laughable. But maybe, just maybe, it wouldn't be so bad to spend his last days with some extra company in his head.
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"How about you tell me how you lost your voice?"
A huff. "I fell, when I was a kid. Playing some stupid kid's game. I hit my head. When I woke up again, I couldn't talk right, no matter how hard I tried. The priests said either I'd get better or I'd be dumb like that for the rest of my life. I guess I was just lucky enough to get stuck with 'dumb'."
"But your thoughts are clear enough. So I'd say not very dumb at all." A few beats of pause. "It was cruel of them to tell you that."
"Yeah, well what would they care? Didn't have any parents, and I was born with a weak heart, so I'm going to die young anyway. My life was never worth anything to anyone."
"Well its worth something to me. Your life could very well be the key to saving mine, so I'm grateful, for the very fact that you exist at all. I can't do this without you."
[Tav/OC x Dream Visitor]
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26 May 2026
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Day 2 - Obsession
Karlach finally got her touch back, and all she wants is Tav.
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- Part 2 of Dead Dove Sapphic Week 2024
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26 May 2026
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Selune and Aylin have decided Shadowheart is worthy of carrying the goddess's grandchild. Her consent isn't a factor.
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25 May 2026
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MIND THE TAGS! SERIOUSLY!
Lae'zel makes the mistake of explaining the Gith stance on rape within earshot of an angry and *very* pent up Karlach, who decides to show her exactly what her philosophy means.
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25 May 2026
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Behind the Curtain by Sanguine CapriSun (KateThorne)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Nov 2025
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Astarion hasn't had a heat in 200 years, he'd quite forgotten all about it, in truth. Gale has just the thing for the itch that Astarion can't quite scratch.
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25 May 2026
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You Feel Like Paradise (And I Need a Vacation Tonight) by singingintheshower48
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Aug 2021
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“Are you seriously telling me,” he started slowly, “that my body is reacting to not being an uncontrollably horny teenager by turning me into an uncontrollably horny adult?”
The barest hint of a smile tugged at Lan Zhan’s lips before he schooled his expression, seeming to realize Wei Wuxian could not handle being laughed at at that moment.
“Mn.”
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24 May 2026
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Because the world is against Wei Wuxian, he goes into heat during the Sunshot Campaign not long after he escapes from the Burial Mounds. Lan Wangji finds him, and all he wants to do is help, in whatever ways Wei Wuxian needs.
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24 May 2026
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Lightning and Storm by kamkamquats, Shamelesscooper
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2022
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24 May 2026
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“Oh my god,” Wei Ying says, a sudden and potent realization hitting him. He puts his face wash back down. At least he brushed his teeth before calling Lan Zhan, right. “It’s a sex thing! Your text is a sex thing!”
“Will that be all for the order?”
“You texted on work time for a sex thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“All requested items and services will be available by the end of the week,” Lan Zhan says. “Pick up or delivery?”
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24 May 2026
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get it off by clancularia
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Dec 2024
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24 May 2026
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there would this monster make a man by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jan 2026
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A dark tendril held his ankle tightly.
Tendril? Rope? Wei Wuxian looked again. Tentacle?
Wei Wuxian couldn’t quite tell if it was energy or matter, but either way it was dark and solid and quite firmly keeping him from walking away.
“You have entered my domain of your own free will,” the voice said.
“Well, yes, but I thought it was just a cave. Like, a public cave, not a private one,” Wei Wuxian pointed out.
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aka, rogue cultivator WWX goes monster hunting and finds out how much he appreciates LWJ's tentacles
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24 May 2026
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touch me deep, pure and true by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jul 2024
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“You are a unique case,” Lan Wangji said. “I am not sure I will be able to help you. Even the methods of investigation will need to be experimental.”
“Does that mean you won’t help?” Jiang Yanli asked.
“No,” Lan Wangji answered slowly. He looked at Wei Wuxian. “But you must understand that the process would not always be... comfortable. And that, despite the possible discomfort, there are no guarantees that anything I learn will lead to a solution.”
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Wei Wuxian goes to renowned scholar Lan Wangji for help with his core injury. In a twist that neither of them were expecting, it turns out that the solution to all his problems is a whole lot of magical, kinky sex.
Like... a whole lot. But it's all for very important Reasons, they swear!
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24 May 2026