HomoBeanz



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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Here we go again. It’s been literal years since I’ve posted. This isn’t finished, but I’ve stockpiled chapters for what seems like forever.

    It’s post-Oak Room and I don’t feel that I’m that great at writing in this time period, but I’m doing my best.

    I hope you enjoy!

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    15 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    A late night phone call turns into a late night game of Suzerainty, and maybe a kiss.
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    "Kim hangs up, and the silence stretches around him, the world pushed off its axis for a moment. He stands up from the couch, waiting in the quiet for some direction from the universe, some actionable thought that doesn't involve getting as close to Harry as humanly possible. He goes to the kitchen and puts the kettle on the stove, watching the street from his kitchen window. "

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    02 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    KIM’S COUCH: Kim’s couch fucking hates you.

    PAIN THRESHOLD: This is more than just uncomfortable. I think this thing is actually trying to kill you.

    KIM’S COUCH: If I was trying to kill you, punk, you’d fucking know. Loose spring to the spleen, sudden frame collapse, maybe even - who knows - a slowly subsiding fall of cushions, suffocating you in the night. This? This is just a test of will, to see if you’re man enough for Kim. Which you aren’t, by the way.

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    30 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    You’re both extremely drunk the first time it happens.
    The same with the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth times.

    YOU: Why does this keep happening?
    HALF LIGHT: Because it’s scary to do it sober.
    YOU: For Kim, too?
    COMPOSURE: Sure. But for different reasons. The lieutenant is tightly repressed. Imagine all that longing crammed into his 167 cm - 10 stone frame. It is unspeakable.
    CONCEPTUALIZATION: It’s tangled in there so tight he can’t even pull it out and go through it. It’s all just…there.
    YOU: Doesn’t that hurt?
    PAIN THRESHOLD: Immensely.

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    28 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Kim orchestrates taking Harry home from a gay club, and it mostly goes as planned. Smut, hurt/comfort, love confession- all a good time.
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    "You would look so, SO hot in uniform, Kim," Harry says, still trying to keep his mouth on Kim's.

    "Maybe I'll wear it more often then," he says, pulling away from Harry, only to step out of his own clothing.

    "That is the greatest idea you've ever had."

    "I think you might like this next one a little better, Harry," Kim says, peppering kisses down his chest and hips.

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    15 Aug 2025