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    everywhere on earth you go (you're gonna have me) by

    Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)  

    07 Sep 2020

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    “We’ll just commit to the buddy system,” Nile says.

    “Buddy system?” Booker asks, eyebrows raised.

     

    OR: Nile goes clubbing, gets lost in Ireland, learns to swing dance, dies in Portugal, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.

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    Self Help by

    Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

    08 May 2014

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    The Marvel Fractions by

    Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom

    19 Apr 2015

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    Moonlight by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    24 Mar 2026

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    Scott took his sunglasses from the side pocket of his backpack and put them on. His phone vibrated. He pulled it out and there it was: a picture of Kip and Elena from across the street. Kip smiling, Elena pouting. Below it, the caption: "Please don't die crossing this sea of people."

    Scott laughed to himself, put the phone away, and pushed the door open.

    The screams of excitement crashed over Scott like a wave. Fans crowded the sides of the path, many with tears in their eyes, others with their arms reaching over the metal barricades, everyone wanting a piece of that night. Happy shouts celebrating the victory, hoarse voices declaring their love for the team, words of pride and admiration. Scott smiled slightly, giving a general wave as he walked, sharing looks of gratitude to both sides – until the smile froze on his face.

    "THEY TURNED HOCKEY GAY?! SERIOUSLY?! FUCK YOU, HUNTER!"

    The voice cut through the air like a blade. Scott swallowed hard, his eyes finding a compact group on the other side of the metal barricades. Not happy at all. Men, mostly, their expressions twisted with hate, being held back by the police officers doing security.

    "HOPE YOU DIE, YOU FAGGOT!"

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    Good As Gold by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    09 Mar 2026

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    Scott opens his hands, plaintive and apologetic. “I don’t know. When I won that, you and I were…apart. Everything about that win felt so meaningless, because I didn’t have the one thing that really mattered to me. I dunno, I guess I never really let myself celebrate the win.”

     

    Scott gets the medal ceremony he deserved all along.

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