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    Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?

    Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    It had been a joke, honestly. Why did Hogwarts require Omegas put down an emergency Alpha contact anyways? Harry didn’t think they’d actually contact Malfoy.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Harry Potter, investigative reporter for the Daily Prophet, leads a perfectly adequate life. When he’s not trawling back-alleys for a juicy story, he’s playing tea party with his favourite niece or eating curry with his former house-elf. Draco Malfoy, renowned chef in muggle Paris, was perfectly content living a life of obscurity. But when his mother’s health begins to fail, he must return to wizarding London and face his past. When Harry gets an odd assignment to interview the enigmatic chef of the new muggle-wizard restaurant Le Cerf, he’s reunited with his childhood bully - and is reminded just how much a person can change in ten years. Hijinks, mystery, and food-related dirty talk ensue when Harry receives an anonymous tip of a blackmarket dragon trade and enlists Draco to be his concierge into the shady underworld of the wizarding elite.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Hermione gives him a fond smile. “I know you mean well, Draco, but Harry’s not capable of dealing with that kind of feeling right now.”

    “Obsessiveness?” Draco asks, slightly embarrassed.

    “Commitment. A partnership,” Hermione corrects. “Did you know Ron overheard one of the junior Aurors asking Harry on a date? Harry told him that he would literally rather eat his own broomstick than go on a date with him."

    Draco finds himself oddly impressed. “Maybe he's ugly.”

    “He’s not,” Hermione says, gravely. “Trust me.”

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    In which Draco accepts the love he thinks he deserves until he realizes he should trust other people to love him without his input on the matter.

    Or; Draco somehow learns how to forgive himself through learning just how far he’s willing to go to forgive someone else.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.

    He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.

    And then Draco Malfoy walks in.

    Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.

    Or: “oh no, he’s hot”

    Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.

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    19 Nov 2025