Having_A_Questionable_Time



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    Going into a pre-playoff run against the Montreal Metros, Ilya is supposed to upload promotional content for the Centaurs to his Instagram, and it goes spectacularly wrong.

    There's humor and there's heart. There's momager Yuna and my favorite versions of Ilya and Shane.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Except, they probably fucking do have the same cold, because, why wouldn’t they? Every other aspect of Shane’s career, his life, is tied up with Ilya Rozanov’s. The interview today is just more proof that they’ve always come as a pair, and that they always will. First and second; second and first. Rozanov and Hollander; Hollander and Rozanov. They’ll be mentioned in the same breath for the rest of their careers, then they’ll be dumb stories about which of them will retire first, and then they’ll be written about together in the hockey histories that Shane reads. They’re fucking inseparable.

    Only, not like that. Not… coupled. No, it’s Hollander versus Rozanov, now and forever.

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    Montreal Metros (home) vs. Boston Raiders (visitors). Five years since rookie season. One interview. One hockey game. Two sick captains.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    @shanehollander24_hockey✅
    It's true.

    ➤ @shaneybaby
    SIR WHAT IS TRUE????

    ➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
    I'm engaged.
    @shaneybaby
    TO WHOM??
    ➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
    t's for you all to figure out.

    OR

    @svetlana_v_✅

    ilya domestic ERA

    ➤ @ilyaaaaax81✅

    🤫

    @mlh_puckrabbit

    SIR CARE TO ELABORATE?

    @ilyaaaaax81✅

    no.

    @iloverozzyyy

    WHAT?

    @ilyaaaaax81✅

    no.

     

    exactly what the title says, followed by pure calculated chaos

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    04 Jun 2026

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    "Oh." Hollander has gone a little red, beneath his freckles. "I am from… French Canada? Québec? Do you know? Very… very small town there, no English, only French. I try to learn, but— is a bit hard."

    Ilya feels mildly stupid. He knew, obviously, that they speak French in Canada, but he didn’t know it was, like— some people’s only language. He’d sort of assumed everyone was fluent in both.

    "Huh. Cool."

    "Your English is very good," Hollander offers.

    Ilya laughs.

    "I mean, yeah— I grew up in Minneapolis."

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    aka. the one where the language barrier is reversed. it changes everything.

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    30 May 2026