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Waking up at 12 Grimmauld Place wouldn't have been something concerning except for a few things.
1. Harry had fallen asleep in the Eighth years' dormitory.
2. He wasn't even in the right bedroom at Grimmauld Place.
3. Sirius Black was standing right in front of him, looking very much alive.- Language:
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04 Jun 2026
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A rare Daily Prophet honour, bestowed upon both Harry and Ginny, disturbs the dependable routine of their lives between league competitions. Darlings of the Quidditch world circuit, it’s sometimes difficult to determine whether Molly Weasley or the entire British media is more of an overbearing mum, obsessed with their potential lovers, even if Ginny’s too nomadic to care for an owl and Harry’s plenty satisfied with the ephemeral nature of his club night inamoratos.
The arrival of Blaise Zabini, a fellow honouree, catches Ginny’s attention when no one else can. Harry’s thrilled for her, but the matchmaking would be much more painless if he didn’t have to endure the constant presence of Blaise’s companion, the inexpressive, pejorative Draco Malfoy.
An adaptation of Pride and Prejudice, if you shade your eyes and squint through the slutty gay drama.- Language:
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30 May 2026
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Newly divorced, Draco leaves the behind the dusty cabinets and dead plants of his home in Paris and returns back to Britain with his son to start over in Muggle London. Unfortunately, the past and the present collide when Potter and his adorable son are there to greet them at every angle.
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"He's sitting in a Muggle PTA meeting with Harry Potter. Potter, armed with his stupid dimples and smooth confidence, is the President of said PTA group. And, worst of all, his son's sodding teacher at his new school."- Language:
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Bookmarked by Harlando
28 May 2026
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Draco has worked hard to gain a reputation as an unbiased reporter for the Prophet.
He never imagined this would lead to Harry Potter offering him a job, or how much accepting said job would change his life.
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"I've had an idea," Harry said, "You were there that night, at Greengrass Moor, when I …" he trailed off looking embarrassed."When you told everyone they ought to be fucking grateful and leave you the hell alone? Yes, it's one of my fondest memories." Draco wasn't trying to annoy, it was true, and the image of Potter swearing at Draco's idiot, fame-whore of a boss was something that never failed to make him smile.
Harry flushed, "I didn't mean it, not in the way it came out, and certainly I didn't mean to shout it at the editor of the Prophet."
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Bookmarked by Harlando
24 May 2026
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After one stupid decision, the world gets cursed to forget ever knowing who Harry Potter was.
Three years later, Draco Malfoy meets a mysterious, rude, very attractive stranger, and cannot help but become obsessed.
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Bookmarked by Harlando
18 May 2026