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“No.” Abed had asserted. “Craig is Craig now.” He had shrugged. “Like Steve Urkel or Jessie Pinkman. A character that was supposed to be written out but stuck around because audiences love him.”Jeff had just sighed and said, “There are no audiences, Abed. Because this is real life.”
Abed had given Jeff a shrewd look. The kind he pulls out sometimes when he seems to know more than he’s saying but isn’t sure how to express it. After a moment of eye contact, Abed had shrugged carelessly. “I’m just saying that makes him a viable love interest now.”
Jeff struggles to imagine Season Seven but he's figuring it out.
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- Part 1 of Season 7
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My Disordered Road Always Led Straight Back into You by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
21 Nov 2024
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Their favorite habit since making a home together has been smoking weed in the sunroom at twilight. Marty hates how many cigarettes Rust smokes, even after cutting back. The taste is always sour on his tongue when they kiss. But he’s been respectful of the fact that tobacco and nicotine are nowhere near as bad as the alcohol and the harder shit Crash was into. Besides, the number of cigs diminished compared to what he could put away in the front seat in ’95. Marty doesn’t keep alcohol in the house anymore, thinks both of their livers are penning them thank you letters for being spared cirrhosis. Rust was lucky to dry out in a coma and is doing his damnedest to stay off that particular wagon, so the smoke takes some of the edge off.
Marty spirals upwards
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We Have a Great Wanting in Common by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2024
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Audrey doesn’t know how she ended up here—face throbbing, upper body bent over the steering wheel of her beat-up Honda in the driveway of her estranged father’s tiny rancher. She throws the burner phone back into her messy pile of clothes, heart is still pounding. The sweat covering her hands is now smeared all over the steering wheel and mixed with dried blood from her previously weeping wound. The inside of the car smells like copper and black ice air freshener.
Audrey breaks the flat circle.
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EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE IS SUGGESTIVE BUT UNSURPRISING
Greendale Gossip and Technology Daily
Grogu Michelle, Journalism Major, Gay Law MinorAnother day at Greendale, another campus-wide email leak. In a failed but adorable effort to get ahead of our brave, dedicated student journalists, Dean Pelton held a press conference for the first time in over a week to address the content of his emails. To no one’s surprise, he had a frowning Professor Winger shoulder-to-top-of-head with him at the podium. The pair of them standing erect at the podium had everyone in the crowd imagining them together somewhere less vertical.
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- Part 2 of Season 7
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How Does My Body Look in This Light? by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
27 Aug 2021
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Eddie (01:35 AM): inside of me there are two wolves
Eddie (01:35 AM): they both hate youRichie (01:47 AM): ✂️✂️
The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.
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Long before you came Love was never the subject by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandom True Detective (TV 2014)
22 Nov 2024
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Leon is terrible at taking care of himself even after escaping the exploitation of the U.S. Government and finds himself in quite a pickle. Luckily, Chris Redfield is the one to come to his rescue.
Or, how Chris and Leon got together.
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Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
13 Jun 2026
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assumptions made and lessons learned by chandeliersandstarlight
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
26 May 2026
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People try to set Chris and Leon up with strangers. Obviously the best solution is to pretend to date each other to avoid this.
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The time Chris Redfield gay panicked his way into a fake relationship with the love of his life. Surely this will have no consequences.
Leon doesn't seem upset, though, leaning back against the stone baluster with a contemplative look. "Hmm. No, it's okay. Actually, it might solve our problems if people do think that."
"If people think… we're together?" The words feel strange in his mouth, almost expecting to be slapped for even thinking about it, but Leon nods slowly.
"I mean, would save us the trouble of inventing any fake spouses, you know? And this line of work doesn't leave much space for a relationship outside of it anyway. It makes sense, don't you think?"
God, does it make sense. If only Leon knew how often and thoroughly Chris had considered that it made sense. Well, perhaps it's still better he doesn't know. "Yes." Chris's voice comes out raspy, and he clears his throat and tries again. "Yes, it makes sense."
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Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
09 Jun 2026
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i had a dream (i got everything i wanted) by PinboardButterfly
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
28 May 2026
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Grieving the death of your husband and your future is hard enough without blaming yourself for it. It’s even harder when you realise that just maybe you’re falling for your new bodyguard, when you know fine well that you don’t deserve her.
(Or, the one where Jill Valentine helps Mia Winters realise that life is worth living again)
Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
06 Jun 2026
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Ada helps her side piece get game(a loving relationship) by tired_demonspawn_ao3
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
28 May 2026
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"I think I’m in love with Chris."
Ada smirked, leave it up to this wet puppy of a man to have this kind of conversation only some 2 minutes into their post hookup cuddle time, "I enjoyed the sex too, thanks for asking."
Leon huffed a laugh, "Sorry. It's just been weighing on me." he groaned, "Fuck, I don’t even know if he’s interested in guys."
“I could find out for you.”
His eyes lit up with surprise, eyebrows quirking up, “Really?”
She smiled, how could he have ever thought he changed when all it took was a little hope and he sounded like a wide-eyed rookie again.
“You’d owe me. But yes.”Or:
Leon confides in the one person he is pretty certain won’t tell Chris about his crush on him and it turns out better than anyone expected.
(sorry for the title implying it's more Ada centric, it was supposed to be but then it kinda got away from me, but i mean it does still fit)Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
06 Jun 2026
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we're gonna make it through the night by cptshellhead
Fandom Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
07 Jun 2026
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A collection of post-RE games or animated movies focusing on Chris and Leon's slow burn, developing relationship.
Not canon canon. It's my own canon amongst the sea of other rewrites etc. Yeehaw!
Series name is lyrics pulled from Collapse by Chance Peña!
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Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
04 Jun 2026