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In the story you know, Lily Jane Evans was born one and a half years after Petunia. That Petunia Elizabeth Evans was not a good sister in any sense of the phrase.
But, this isn’t the story you know.
In this story, Lily Jane Evans was born four and a half years after Petunia. This Petunia Elizabeth Evans is not a good sister in any sense of the phrase anymore.
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Where Petunia is a little less bitter, Vernon is a little more rational, and Harry has a good upbringing. Petunia and Lily never did fall out, and Petunia made more of an effort for her wonderful baby sister and her weirdo friends.
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- Part 1 of No Child Soldiers Universe
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Where Sirius Black inherited a little less anger, Remus Lupin were a little more comfortable in his own skin, and Severus Snape had a bit more support.
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- Part 2 of No Child Soldiers Universe
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Time bubble? of course
badass lesbians? duh
horror? always
hotel? trivagothis is probably the epitome of my writing style so enjoy!
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A bunch of little ficlets or vignettes to feed my writing juices! Most are horror/creepy stuff with heavy description, viewer discretion advised.
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inspiral (adj.)
(astronomy) Describing the paths of a pair of astronomical bodies (e.g. binary stars or black holes) that are spiraling in towards each other, losing energy to gravitational waves.in which Sirius lives, Harry chills out (relatively), and Ron is forced (by absolutely no one) to pick up the Malfoy-stalking slack.
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Ron paused with his hand reaching for the bathroom door, debating turning back-- back to dinner and his friends and pretending he saw nothing out of the ordinary.He drew in a final, fortifying breath before easing it open. The sound of sobbing -- choking, heaving, desperate -- was no longer muffled by the heavy wood. A high, whiny voice crooned empty platitudes like backing vocals for the world’s most depressing song, and it was with a creeping horror that Ron realized Myrtle wasn’t the one crying.
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21 Aug 2025
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One year after Voldemort killed Lily and James Potter, Severus Snape pays a visit to Number 4 Privet Drive. He has a duty to Lily Evans, the best friend he ever had, and therefore to her son and her sister. He finds himself assuming the role of the child's uncle. As it happens, the friendship between Severus Snape and Petunia Dursley changes both of them, both of their lives, Hogwarts, and their world's future for the better. (It's so much easier to be a good person when you're not clinically depressed, afraid for your family, or stuck in your past trauma).
This is a lengthy story meandering through Harry's childhood, with eventual plans to see it through his Hogwarts years and a very different resolution to canon. But in the meantime, the goal is cuteness and exploring a world with better-adjusted adults in it.
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21 Aug 2025
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What if Neville hadn't bounced?
What if Arabella Figg ran a Squib support group?
What if Neville met Harry in Little Whinging one day and Augusta Longbottom found out he was being abused by the Dursleys?Wherein Augusta Longbottom finds herself raising not one, but three children, helped by Arabella Figg and maybe falling in love along the way.
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12 Jan 2024
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Prophecy, history, and deep magics come to a head. Harry and his family are entangled with the fate of the wizarding and non-human worlds as they change forever.
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- Part 9 of ever upward
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22 Jul 2023
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Death by Macadamia Nut by WritingPoltergeist (Lethargic_Pink)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2022
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"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
As a child, Harry never fully understood that statement, no one bothered to explain it to him. But when he learns a certain megalomaniac and his most loyal follower are deathly allergic to macadamia nuts, he's relying on the phrase to be very, very literal.
Dumbledore always believed the power Harry had that the "Dark Lord knew not" would be the power of love. And, well, he might have been slightly off in his judgement, but definitely not wrong when love and food go hand in hand.Or, I had a dream where I killed Voldemort and Bellatrix off with a macadamia nut salad and my friend encouraged me to write it out.
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19 Jun 2023