GodHelpMePl3ase
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Exactly as the title says. Tags will be updated when they have to I hope I'm doing tags right
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Sometimes looking around a room can land on someone pretty.
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Have some tea. Also I'm not good at titles Sloth came up with the Shrek title thingy.
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Cringe. That's what this is.
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High Standards, Low Expectations by spirited_hope
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series
05 Jun 2026
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Byakuya Togami is an extremely dignified individual, placing his image before anything else. But when an average, lucky commoner, Makoto Naegi catches his eye, he can't seem to shake off the feelings he has towards him.
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04 May 2026
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Human [Iida x Delinquent User] by natiidato
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Mar 2026
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You were known as the U.A.'s problematic student. People wonder how you're still not expelled for your delinquent behaviors: picking up fights, interrupting classes, insulting whoever looked at you wrong, and outright disrespect. You got on everyone's nerves, especially Tenya Iida, your class representative. Even though he disliked you, he sensed something deeper that told him to interfere—curious as to why you'd come inside the class bruised up and your knuckles always bandaged up. There had to be something more than being a delinquent.
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22 Apr 2026
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You royally pissed someone off because you were receiving anonymous hate emails for the past fifteen years. How incredibly petty and...entertaining. At first, you decided to ignore them but as their hate comments got increasingly creative, the more you couldn't help but add oil to the burning, passionate flame of their hatred towards you.
Until one day, the mysterious anonymous hater (probably) accidentally revealed themselves to be the one and only TV demon, an Overlord and CEO of everything technological and modern.
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26 Nov 2025
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JEW BOX
He stopped in his retrieval and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, Kyle forgot about the pencil and dragged the box from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty, resisting when he pulled it. He managed to shimmy it out against its will and, crouched over it on his knees, he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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20 Oct 2025
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Mike never anticipated his thirteen year old daughter winning a contest to see her favorite band in concert would lead to him starting a secret relationship with his daughter’s celebrity crush, but life surprises you like that.
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31 Jan 2025