Geronimo2_0

miss honey from Matilda the musical, she has blond hair, a soft sad face, and she is on a swing, looking sad and as if she is mid singing



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Lawrence Betelgeuse Brightman has never considered being a single dad to Lydia after the loss of his wife or running away to some nowhere town in Connecticut in his life, it only being an unlikely possibility in the back of his mind. Of course, life has a funny way of making the least expected, horrible outcome happen.

    Now, it seems, he'll have to leave his life in New York after Juno forces her way back into it, taking Lydia with him for the ride. Of course, his new neighbors and landlords in Winter River are happy to help with getting his life back together. And maybe, perhaps, they can help him with more....

    Words:
    10,550
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    2

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 6

    Tags
    Summary

    It's Dan's worst birthday of his life. Only it's not really, because Phil is there.

    OR

    Dan gets food poisoning on his birthday, as referenced on the 22 June "The Colonic Irrigation Incident" episode of Hard Launch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,758
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    529

    22 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

    Tags
    Summary

    “No good then?” Phil asked, feigning indifference.

    “Ugh,” Dan sighed. It was moments like this that he wished Phil truly could read his mind so he didn’t have to explain it again.

    “Can’t have been that bad. You’re not covered in food,” Phil offered. Dan smiled. It was something.

    “He thought we were a couple. Didn’t wanna get ‘mixed up in something’” he quoted.

    ---
    or an AU where everything is the same except dnp really aren't dating and dan has a hard time trying to explain that to his blind date who seems to be convinced he's either lying to him or himself

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,692
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    567

    22 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

    Tags
    Summary

    “Would you still love me if I had a blue whale penis?” says Phil completely seriously.

    OR:

    Five times Phil asks Dan a ridiculous question, and one time Dan returns the favor.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,252

    21 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 58

    Tags
    Summary

    Dan Howell has no direction in life. No real friends, a job he hates, and suppressing a huge part of his identity, the end of summer 2009 is looming.
    Then, he begins to see a boy in reflections, a boy with black hair and blue eyes he swears he could swim in. And then his entire world falls apart at the seams.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,146
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    4,194

    21 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 35

    Tags
    Summary

    “I’m just saying, if you tell every guy ‘good boy’ for slobbering your face–”

    “He’s a puppy, Dan.”

    “Yes, well, some men are–” He cuts himself off. Okay, doubling down might have been the wrong route, in hindsight.

    Dan and Phil finally get a dog. Dan takes the whole "sharing Phil" thing super well!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    383
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2,337

    19 Jun 2026