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    While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    31 May 2026

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    January 15, 2017
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    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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    29 May 2026

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    “What do you want, Luca?” Ilya was stroking Shane’s spit-covered dick, making him squirm in his lap. 

    “I want —” he swallowed, getting lost in eyeing the movements. Ilya rubbed his palm against the head and Shane gasped, pressing his back against Ilya’s chest. “Anything you’ll give me.”  

    “Mm,” Ilya hummed approvingly. He removed his hand and wiped his palm against Shane’s cheek. Luca shuddered, mind fading to black like the end of a movie. “That’s a good start.” 

    Or: Shane, Ilya, and Luca have a lot of fun together.

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    08 May 2026

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