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    Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.

    Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.

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    27 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    Alastor has returned to Rome with one goal: revenge. Vox must pay for using and discarding him to advance his political career. But a clandestine meeting in a bathhouse introduces Alastor to a skeletal man who rivals Vox in his ability to get under Alastor’s skin—and embroils both of them in a plot that involves emperor Lucifer’s daughter, a sacred goose and a heck of a lot of wedding cake. Before he can consult an augur, Alastor finds himself proclaimed the emperor’s heir—and forced to confront some very uncomfortable truths. When did revenge get so complicated?

    Note: Animal sacrifices, historical inaccuracies, mass stupidity.

    Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion event and inspired by Floatycat/tanikatz's amazing art! Check it out here. Also, I was not the only writer inspired by this incredible piece. There is a second story by kitsunesongs! (and it is wow)!!!!!

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    19 Feb 2026

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    There's a new shopkeeper on Whickber Street! The newcomer is a comic book seller named Anthony Crowley, a flamboyant character who blasts heavy metal music at full volume, and whose shop is a chaotic mess. Far too boisterous for Aziraphale's delicate nerves.
    Their two worlds will clash in the eternal battle between books and comic books. Aziraphale is determined to convert Crowley to the world of literature, a glaring gap in his life; Crowley, on the other hand, is set on broadening Aziraphale’s horizons by introducing him to the world of graphic novels. Will they manage to win each other over?

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    A fluff-filled fic with a shy and fidgety bookseller and an extroverted and rebel (a lil bit Pre-Fall coded) comic book seller. With Christmas cheer on the side. And basically it's also all an excuse to recommend lots of books and graphic novels to everyone.

    (✨ NOW COMPLETE ✨)
    About the Rating: 95% of the fic reads as M rated, but there’s one chapter with E rated smut in it (addressed in the opening notes of said chapter, and skippable) + another small bit (addressed as well).

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    15 Jun 2025

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    Based on the 1980's romcom Overboard, Crowley is a carpenter who has a not-so-great first encounter with the rich and snobby Aziraphale Archer.

    After Aziraphale falls off of his yacht and loses his memories, Crowley comes up with an epic plan for payback. He will trick Aziraphale into believing he is his husband and the father of four rambunctious children.

    Can Crowley stick to his plan and give Aziraphale the payback he deserves? Or, will he find out that Aziraphale is much more than he first appeared to be?

    *It is not necessary to have watched the movie to enjoy this fic!*

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    29 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    After the ship they are travelling on is boarded, Aziraphale and his valet Muriel are taken prisoner aboard the Revenge. The colorful crew have plenty of surprises in store for them, starting with the discreet and suspicious Crowley...

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    09 Jan 2025