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Have yourself a Merry little Christmas. (Humans have weird customs...) by Funky_Xy
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
25 Dec 2025
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Humans...are bizzare...
The sights of little flesh bags running around like ants for the sake of this "Christmas", as they've called it, really perturbed the hardened and silent, still Decepticon. Flying over the heights of the town, high enough to avoid detection, away from the military base they've recently called "home", thanks to the damned cease-fire. Ever since humans interfered with the Decpticons, some warriors getting too "lonely", it was only a matter of time before the war was put to a stop, especially to protect the new sparks...on both sides.
It was strange and disappointing to see Megatron slowly warming up to this idea of a "peace treaty", all thanks to the leader unable to resist the temptation. Now there's young within the mix.
Despite that, he couldn't particularly blame his leader for allowing these soft creatures to claim their sparks. There was one human who was particularly insistant of wooing him over as well, no matter how many times he tried chasing them off...
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Through Many Trials by BunnyAfterHours
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
19 Dec 2022
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A series of "I just want to play with Ratchet getting railed" smutfics. All include an enthusiastically into it Ratchet and whoever I feel like writing railing him at the time. Exactly what it says on the tin.
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16 Feb 2026
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JAZZ'S AMAZING TRANFORMING ROBO DICK by AtomicBloom
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
08 Jun 2024
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Underneath the dusty purple haze of pollution, the city of Polyhex was the place where hopes and dreams went to die. It was haven for scum, deadbeats, and addicts. The last stop before life veered off the tracks, permanently. In this lonely place where not even the light of the stars could reach, the fates of two very different people were changed forever. Jazz, an assassin who knew how easy life was to extinguish, didn't believe in planning for a future. Prowl, an idealistic young enforcer who would sacrifice anything for a chance at a world with true justice.
Their ideals are tested when they screw each other silly and save Cybertron or whatever.
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12 Jan 2026
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Having a VIP badge at WreckCon comes with certain perks. Like a guaranteed seat in any panel he wants to attend, discounts at some of the vendor stalls, and oh yeah, a ticket to the Literal Orgy at the end of the day.
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30 Dec 2025
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Old Dog, New Tricks by Earth_2_Cinnamon_Roll
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
18 Oct 2025
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Vortex’s knot mod is one of First Aid’s favorite features in the berthroom, even when he’s surprised by the direction Vortex decides to take things.
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- Part 18 of Transformers Kinktober 2025 - TexAid Edition
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25 Dec 2025
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Prowl loves his kink: pretending to be a petrorabbit going into heat. Jazz knows he can never keep up with the heat coding that Prowl prefers, so he has a very elaborate setup that Prowl couldn't fight against in any way. Too bad for him that Prowl always gets the upper hand.
Part of Wanksgiving 2025 idea to make it extra awkward for everyone sitting around the thanksgiving dinner table. Let's share the porn, folks.
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13 Dec 2025