FunctionalChaos
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- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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16-year-old Trixie reads Paradise Lost in school and comes homes with some questions.
Lucifer tells Trixie his side of the story about the Silver City and about his fall.
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- Part 1 of The Bible According to Lucifer
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History is written by the winners, but the loser still has a story to tell.
This is biblical and apocryphal stories told by our favorite Devil.
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
15 Jun 2026
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He stares at the ground, seemingly unable to lift his head. Everyone else's eyes are on Mizora, waiting for the ambush—this is some trick, surely? She can't be letting him go? She must have some other ace, some other tactic? Just like that?—everyone except Astarion, that is, whose eyes he can feel boring into his newly unbound soul.
He thought they might have been… something, once. Something real, Astarion had called it. Somewhere between the Grove and the imposing edifice of Moonrise, they’d become more than friends.
Despite Astarion’s insincerity and Wyll’s learned caution, something genuine had kindled.
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An imagining of Wyll and Astarion's developing relationship in Act 3 onwards.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
11 Jun 2026
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always a blade at heart by Raayide for odessacastle
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Mar 2025
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Wyll Ravengard is the heir of Baldur's Gate, the son of the Grand Duke—but such a title cannot protect everyone. Astarion is still refusing to speak of who broke his ribs and owns him as a courtesan, other than a single mention of Enver Gortash. Wyll has sworn to save him, and to do so, he must brave the political world of Baldur's Gate and an evil budding beneath the city he loves.
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- English
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- 40,632
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
07 Jun 2026
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As the aftermath of defeating Cazador slowly settles in, Astarion tries to process what his future looks like, only for his initial plans to be derailed by the apparently never-ending duties of heroism. Thankfully, Wyll has a plan of his own. And he wrote it down.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
04 Jun 2026
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The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same by Gally
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Jun 2026
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Back at it again at the Krispie Kreme, Avernus version.
Karlach is trapped here, fighting every day in this horrible literal hell pit. But this time, she isn’t alone! Astarion and Wyll are here! But… gods, maybe that is making this shit worse, instead of better? Astarion keeps getting injured in battles, and Karlach doesn't feel any less guilty about things when he repeatedly says he's fine, he was tortured all the time before, it’s nothing to him, look how fast he heals.
Karlach was already scared she had brought him to Avernus only for him to die, instead of getting to enjoy his new free life, then today he managed to fall into a pit of lava during a battle. They fish him out, but now Karlach has to deal with protecting a badly burnt and feetless vampire on top of all of the other horrors of the hells.
And he won’t stop making jokes about the situation long enough for her to fucking think! ARGH!!!
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Astarion gets horrifically injured but is more worried about making sure Karlach isn’t sad about it.
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- English
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- 9,722
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
01 Jun 2026