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“Although it would be kind of cool if I were gay so I could date Mydei.”
Castorice slapped her hand over her mouth.
Hyacine stared at him blankly. “Say that again but slower.”
Phainon blinked and repeated, “It would be cool if I were gay so I could date Mydei?”
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24 Mar 2026
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Merry Christ- Happy Winter Festival Xiao Jiu! by Lucxxx
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2026
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Luo Binghe did not want to spend his Winter Festival (Christmas) with Shen Qingqiu, but fate had other plans. At least Xiao Jiu was cute even if he was a bit of a little shit.
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15 Feb 2026
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Residential Cat Problem by Firebirdie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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Mu Qingfang watched in horror as the kid let out an angry yell and started kicking and scratching, doing his best to chew off the Wan Jian peak lord's arm.
If it hurt, then Wei Qingwei didn't show it, smiling like an idiot holding a crescent moon bear cub instead.
“Isn't he cute?”
A single look at his disciples told the healer all he needed to know. Neither of them looked amused, unsurprisingly since they were both covered in scratch and bite marks from the little demon in his shixiong’s grasp.
“Sure, Shixiong…”
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Or the one in which Shen Qingqiu is turned back into Shen JiuAnd if Wei Qingwei finds himself a new small prickly disciple who for some reason keeps trying to escape to Qing Jing, well. Who said that the two events had anything to do with each other?
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- Part 1 of Peak Wide Comedy
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15 Feb 2026
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A New Shade of You by littlecomets
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Mar 2026
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"My former shizun informed me that Liu Qingge ratted these disciples out whenever they did back then. And the brats never tried to do it anymore once he became head disciple. But what Li-jie said is still true,” Shen Qingqiu says. “That arrogant barbarian never came after them. It's only me he has his eyes set out to get."
"Precisely," Lihua giggles. "Don't you think he's obsessed with you, A-Jiu?"
What?
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In which Shen Qingqiu rationalizes Liu Qingge’s annoying and weird behavior surrounding him, lashes out, and gets courted in return.
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- Part 1 of A New Shade of You
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23 Jan 2026
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Tianqian: the wrath of Heaven by Munpeach
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Apr 2026
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After Shen Jiu ascended to godhood, he made some mistakes.
Forced into a displeasing situation and armed with no little amount of annoyance, he now had to face once again the people he believed belonging to a forgotten past.
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16 Jan 2026
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Gamification by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2026
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Shen Qingqiu, early into his tenure as Qing Jing’s Peak Lord, is contacted by a strange, but benevolent entity that claims only to desire his well-being and happiness.
It seems useful, but it uses such strange words and phrases. What even is a lootbox anyways?
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10 Jan 2026
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Mobei Jun's wedding (english version) by Majifrance
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2026
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"This one has come to invite his lord to his wedding. It would be an honor for this king to have him as a guest."
After so many years of reigning and facing all the most unlikely creatures, Luo Binghe no longer thought he could be surprised by anything. But now...
"He hasn't told me who he's with yet, but that poor woman is unlucky to have attracted the attention of a boring man like you," Sha Hualing teased.
"Tell us, Mobei, you don't introduce us or even tell us about your future wife before inviting us to your wedding?" Does she even know she's your fiancée?" Luo Binghe chimed in. Yes, it was better to hide his surprise with humor.
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Mobei Jun invites the Emperor of the Three Kingdoms to his official wedding with Shang Qinghua.
The latter brings two of his three witnesses back to life and receives help from his best friend to organize the ceremony.
And Luo Binghe goes from surprise to surprise and discovers that an entire harem doesn't fill his heart as well as the smile of the strange boy who wanders through the northern palace.Bookmarked by FunMuffinka
09 Jan 2026
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Gold Nest, Silver Nest by Binghes_bodypillow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Mar 2026
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In the midst of the night a man, a boy really, stands before the blazing manor. His long black hair is piled at the side of his head in a bun with pink silk ribbons and a golden hairpin weaved within. His threadbare and loosely tied hemp robes are covered by a silk beizi flowing in the wind revealing a small newborn, no older than a few weeks, within his arms.
The air is filled with a nauseating, arcid sweetness. The boy revels in it, drinking in the scent as though it were water. He’s only jolted from his daze when the newborn in his arms begins to fuss, sneezing from the smoke.
“Yuan’er… You’re a’ni- your gege is here. I’ll protect you.” The boy begins to move. He has to leave, get far away from this wretched city and bring himself to the meeting place. As much as he would love to feast on the burning wood and flesh within the manor, he can’t let himself get caught. Not for the sake of his Yuan’er.Bookmarked by FunMuffinka
04 Jan 2026
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A Mask of Blood and Mulberry Paper by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2026
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The first time in his life Shen Jiu had heard the term ‘bitching’, he’d been, to the best of his knowledge, not quite thirteen. Years later when he finally found Qi-ge and joined a cultivation sect, he knew he had to do everything in his power to never let anyone know the truth. And he manages to hide his darkest secrets for years. Despite his best efforts, though, his mask is never able to grow past paper thin. And paper tears when it gets wet.
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27 Dec 2025
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Why Can't You Look at Me? by xinyixiiiin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Mar 2026
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Shen Qingqiu never planned on being a parent, yet somehow he’s raising a kid who’s far too observant for his own good. Between managing peak lord duties, keeping secrets, and preventing certain disciples from burning down the mountain, life is already complicated enough.
Add in Luo Binghe, who insists on cooking for him every day and staring a little too long, and suddenly Shen Qingqiu wonders if “peaceful” was ever an option in his life.
It’s fine. Really. Just another completely normal week on Qing Jing Peak. Nothing dramatic happens at all.
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Shen Yuan doesn't know how to react after finding out about his new parents.
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26 Dec 2025
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Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother by special_little_cornflake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jun 2026
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Arson, murder and… motherhood? After succumbing to a qi deviation, the notorious child abuser Shen Qingqiu wakes up in a body of a prostitute. Not only is he weak, female and lacking any cultivation, worst of all, he is required to take care of his new body’s child. At least he’s read the book, so he knows what’s going to come.
Meanwhile, Meng Yao is trying to figure out which powerful cultivator is his father. It’s surprisingly difficult.
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- Part 1 of Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother
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26 Dec 2025
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Born from Poison, Raised in Spite by mobeijunstiddies
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
05 Apr 2026
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When he woke up it was to the odd sound of crying.
“What the-” he tried to say, the taste of blood still thick in his mouth. His body ached, his vision was blurry, every muscle protested at his weak attempt to slowly standing up.
When he finally managed to pull himself up from the dirt, he decided to investigate the sound.
Resting on the bud of the flower a child was resting, small, red-faced, and wailing, as if the world had already wronged it.
Mission: routine.
Outcome: a baby formed from a plant that drained Shen Jiu’s qi and blood.
Plan: don’t let anyone notice.
Reality: chaos, sleepless nights, and the slow realization that maybe, just maybe, he’s already the baby’s parent.I decided that the fandom didn't have enough of mamajiu's fics, so here i am! Writing a new one!
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26 Dec 2025
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Stoic Heart Melts At The Scent Of Bamboo by Ayalumi24
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
24 Mar 2026
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Liu Qingge always thought he’d stay unmated—even others agreed. Maybe it was for his best—how could he love anything else but his status, sword, and of course, night hunts!?
A prideful War God and alpha like him had much more to focus on rather than the usual sense of humane emotion. Yet, a tragedy has occurred.
Every. Single. Time. He saw his Shixiong, the snake Shen Qingqiu, he felt his heart pound loudly more than usual?!Damn it!
He wouldn't fall for this trick--right?
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26 Dec 2025
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breathe the same air by whitesatinboots (ambrorussa)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2025
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When Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge were disciples, they were shoved together on a get-along mission. It went to shit, and they came out of it with a baby that neither of them wanted.
Liu Mingyan doesn’t understand why she was raised by an auntie two provinces away from where the main Liu clan resided, or why her brother keeps his distance, or why the peak lord of Qing Jing sometimes looks at her with cold eyes.
Until, one day, she does.
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- Part 1 of same air
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25 Dec 2025
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The Love Potion by shorimochi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Sep 2025
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It was supposed to be the last mission involving both him and Shen Qingqiu, as Liu Qingge swore any more day spent with his arch nemesis would send him to a qi deviation.
Shen Qingqiu, for whatever foolish reason, ingested a love potion left at the scene. And now he won't stop leaving Liu Qingge alone.
The worst part? Liu Qingge began to think he quite liked the idea of having Shen Qingqiu around.
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04 Sep 2025
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Five Times Shen Jiu Got Wife-Plotted and One Time He Got Wifed by Godotfound
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2024
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The voice floated up to Shen Jiu, rattling around through his head. He spun around but he was still alone. Were hallucinations a part of the poison?
A-Jiu, don’t be silly. Don’t you recognize my voice?
He paused, considering.
“Tianlang-Jun?”
Clever and beautiful! The voice seemed pleased with itself and Shen Jiu scowled.
“How are you doing that? I can hear you in my head.”-or-
Shen Jiu finds himself in wife plot after wife plot. If that wasn’t bad enough, he has an imprisoned demon emperor running commentary in his head, a worried Yue Qingyuan shooting him longing looks, and it seems that now everyone kind of…likes him?
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18 Mar 2025
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The Downfall of Cang Qiong by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2023
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Shen Jiu inconspicuously rubbed his thighs together, his eyes widening at the comfortable feeling of the thin fabric on his skin. The robes will have to go, but he must admit that these stockings did have some potential. Of course, the girls were all too eager to give him a few pairs to bring with him.
And that was the beginning of Cang Qiong’s downfall.
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- Part 11 of Kinktober 2023
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01 Feb 2024
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Dirty, dirty, seductress by One_who_sought_salvation
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2023
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Liu Qingge is sure that Shen Qingqiu is either a product of a Siren, Succubus, or Hu Li Jing. Maybe all of the above. Liu Qingge drags everyone in his theory.
Don't bully the poor boy, he just thinks his shixiong is way too pretty to be human.
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01 Feb 2024
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Making amends by Cid2
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jan 2024
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Shen Qingqiu (Shen Jiu) wakes up with knowledge of his future.
To finish all of this would be so easy, he laments in his mind, looking at Xiu Ya’s sharp blade, but there’s too much to do yet.The story of how the scum villian creates his own fix-it by making some changes and destroying the villian.
This time he decides to die.
SPOILER: he does (at the end)
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- Part 1 of Making amends
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17 Jan 2024
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My Little Cabbage by shorimochi for fushuu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2023
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In another universe, Shen Yuan transmigrated as Shen Jiu's shizun and decided to protect this little cabbage from becoming a villain and meeting a horrible end. He made sure to pour plenty of love and affection to Shen Jiu, in hopes that his precious cabbage would grow up to be a sweet and loving person as well.
Shen Yuan never said he was okay with stinky pigs trying to court his disciple, though.
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04 Jan 2024