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AKA: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Affini Oshi A Guide to Being Gently Acquired by Your Favorite Streamer
by night she is Kiri Foxglove is a poor nobody vtuber that has maybe five viewers to her streams, and by day she is Kira a dirt poor overworked and stressed out Terran grocery store clerk. Can our intrepid streamer navigate the changing landscape of an alien invasion? no no she never stood a chance c:
This story was co-written by EvieEvolt my darling partner and someone very dear to me~
CW: this story has a pretty explicit suicide attempt fairly early on do be careful darlings <3
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- Part 2 of Offline, Off Vine
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So this story is party based on some trauma from my past and i wanted to get it out to help channel that into words, I very much understand that this story might not be for everyone and I want to lay it out before anyone gets into it.
This story heavily features memory loss and living in the shadow of your former self, you're still living in the same house with the same hobbies and food and people that knew you before but you just aren't that person but you have to pick up the responsibilities of living up to everyone expectations of that other you that you've suddenly stepped into the shoes of.
its what happens when someone that the old you loved looks you in the eyes and goes "you're not her"
heavy Content warnings for the people that this might hurt <3 please please take care of yourselves lovelies
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I know why the caged bird sings by FriendShapedObject
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
21 May 2026
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so I really wanted to write a sharper HDg fic and I wanted to explore Hawk/Falconer as a petplay dynamic because i think its severely underrated and there's something really appealing to me about it, and the aesthetics of it, the hood, the Jesses, the anticipation the hunt, I just think its neat.
I also want to state that this fic is pretty heavy, threes some pretty explicit gaslighting, Identity death and some implied dubcon/non con scenarios so please watch out if that sorta thing isn't for you!
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Snacks and Naptime by FriendShapedObject
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
10 Mar 2026
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This is a short little one shot taking place entirely withing the Daycare/Vetclinic of one Persimmon Alstroemeria, Ninth Bloom a side character in my other fic Offline, on Vine.
Her clinic was notable for being a combination Vet and a daycare for age regressed littles and well I know that a few people expressed interest in reading a "day in the life" of her clinic so here it is I'm not sure how well don it is i kinda mashed it together in a sleepy fugue state but here we are :D
apparently I missed a few things in my editing read through I fixed what i could tonight and will check it over again in the morning with non exhausted eyes <3
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A lone Affini vessel stumbles across an escape pod and an adorable Sophont inside, the only problem is nobody speaks her language and nobody knows where she came from, of course that wont stop the compact from ensuring she receives the best care that she possibly can, plenty of drugs and headpats ensue c:
This story was in part co written by Cosmic Quia, someone very very dear to me~
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Nilbosa is the Dungeon Boss of the Glittering Underkeep, a powerful dragon sorceress, and the Queen of the Monsters who live in her dungeon. As always, she has to deal with annoying adventurers coming down, disrupting and hurting her people, and raiding her castletown.
Her life is briefly interrupted when a party brings down a half-elf for who they did not buy a revival token for, pushing her to intervene and take the girl under her wing.
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16 Sep 2025
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For some reason, Prince Adam has been chosen out of his entire royal family to visit the neighboring empire, one that is entirely ruled over by a race of seemingly half-human snake women. While he has little idea of what his purpose there is, they have plans of their own in motion. Cultural exchange stops being an exchange when one half of it is only interested in giving and giving until the other party submits.
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06 Jul 2025
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Garrett is just your standard everyman bartender doing his best to fight against the overwhelming threat to his way of life against the evil Affini Compact. That all collapses once a floret takes interest in him, and not as the way he currently is.
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11 Feb 2025
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Valeria knew with absolute certainty that there was nobody she hated in this world more than Camilla Fuertes. Her pilot, her dog, her Hound. As her hands tightened around the psychotic woman’s throat she reveled in the feeling of the other’s arteries squishing beneath her thumbs and the feeling of tension in the muscles under her fingers. The mangy cur was sweating. Laughing, too, despite the rapidly depleting supply of oxygen. Her hands were wrapped back around Val’s throat and squeezing the everloving fuck out of her right back.
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19 Jul 2024
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Officier Mintz is a prison guard on an off-world moon far, far away from any other civilization. She cannot connect with anyone around her, her mind preventing any true connection. That is until the domineering Affini come and take over her station.
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02 Mar 2024