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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Truthfully, he didn’t know why he did it. He’d spent a long two years pretending he was completely straight, not for him to completely screw himself over and potentially out himself to an entire bar of people he saw daily. And his two best friends. No matter how much he loved them both, this was a personal secret of his. So when Barney emerged from his room the next morning, suit still freakishly straight, he told Marshall that this was his new friend from the bar. He’d just crashed in his room for the night because they’d gotten too drunk.

    And he saw how Barney looked at him, but truthfully, it was over quickly. It was a one-time mistake.

    That he did again twice before the day was over.

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    There’s an incredible phenomenon that occurs, without fail, at 2.20am in MacLaren’s Pub. It happens every night and affects anyone who is sitting in a 2 metre radius of Barney Stinson. Usually that means just Ted, since people with a fulfilled and happy life tend to avoid Barney the closer to midnight it gets.

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    02 May 2026

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    "When we don't die young and violently, we die weird. Well, or all three, case in point."

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    16 Dec 2025

  4. Rec 15

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    Gob and Tony have been involved for a while now, both of them maintaining the fact that they are straight. But, Gob…isn’t straight. He’s gay. And, he’s known this for a while. And, after getting to a breaking point, he realizes he can’t keep hoping Tony will like him back since it just isn’t possible and he decides he needs come clean.

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    26 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    It seemed spending time with two magicians really had had an effect on Ann Veal, because on this Cinco de Cuatro, it was her turn to make the illusions. The secret to Ann Veal's revolutionary Christian Straight-To-Gay Conversion was, of course, the same as the secret to Tony Wonder's famous Now Everybody's Gay! act. All you had to do was get two fake straights into a room, trick them into wearing masks of each other under the guise of helping them get revenge, and let the gayness that had always been there work its magic.

    Gob and Tony had never stood a chance.

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    26 Oct 2025