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    Omegaverse. Every demon is assigned alpha, beta, or omega upon arriving in Hell, even though they can’t reproduce. Alastor claims to have made a deal to be the one exception to the rule. The narcissist that he is, he wants offspring and asks omega Vox to test his new power. Vox doesn’t believe him, but accepts anyway because he’s suffering through his heat. Alastor hasn’t actually used his alpha parts yet, but he’s confident it will be no problem, because he read a book about it.

    A/B/O dynamics, alpha Alastor, omega Vox. Mostly smut with some plot on the side though it gets weirder as it goes along.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    Holy fucking stupid

    Vox: "Oh yeah make my hole fucking GAPING Alastor!!"
    Alastor: "I suppose I should, otherwise the baby(ies) will get stuck."

    I need a married fluff piece of this fic right NEOW!!!!

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    u happen to meet Kenji after riding ur bike at midnight under some bridge

    and well

    ur rod has risen to ultrapound his ass to get him ultrapregnant

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    16 Mar 2025

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    "Jaewon." Breathless and aching as his chest's ruthlessly carved out, Kanghyuk shakes his head. "What are you doing?"

    "It's okay." Jaewon smiles. At least, it feels a little more like his own smile, even if it doesn't reach his eyes anymore. "You don't need to call me that."
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    (Kanghyuk doesn't flinch when jumping out of a helicopter, or racing towards a burning building. But he's terrified when Jaewon loves him back. So, Kanghyuk pushes him away.

    Meanwhile, Jaewon's used to not being enough.)

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    21 Feb 2025

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    Seo Moonjo’s slow, unwitting and chaotic process in embracing domesticity; witnessed and facilitated by the one and only Yoon Jongwoo, who is just as surprised as the rest of us.

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    09 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    Harry Potter is bored. Maybe that’s why he finds himself in this position now, blindfolded on a muggle YouTube channel ready to spend the next hundred days with a stranger in a room filled with cameras. And now all Harry can do is wait to see the person he’ll be staying with for the next three months. He struggled for a few seconds to untie the blindfold before light flooded his eyes, and he had to blink a few times to get used to the lighting. And then he turned to the right and looked straight into the eyes of Draco Malfoy.

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    Harry enters into a MrBeast challenge where you stay in a room for 100 days with somebody and you get money, but he doesn't know that Draco is the other person participating. They learn about each other and come to realise they are much more alike than they thought before.

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    22 Apr 2024