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Rio's lips curled. “Not scared, are you?”
Scared of the dinosaurs? No.
Scared of you? Yes.
“Honey, I’m not scared of anything.”
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Agatha Harkness, Legal Counseller, is called onto Isla Nublar to assess the danger of one of the dinosaurs after an attack. Animal handler, Rio Vidal, is put to the task to keep Agatha alive as they embark on an expedition to find the dinosaur responsible.
A.K.A The Jurassic Park/World AU
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06 Jun 2026
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too young to hold on, too old to break free and run by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Apr 2025
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“Don’t you know those things will kill you?” Agatha asks tersely. Any adrenaline which had filled her after the case has dissipated, fizzled to nothing in the wide beam of Rio’s big brown eyes. She feels suddenly shy, fist tightening around the strap of her briefcase.
Rio cocks her head. “Oh, yeah. Better than most. They taste good, though.”
“That can’t be true.” Agatha scoffs.
Rio pulls the cigarette away from her mouth. “Wanna try?”
or: agatha harkness, hard-edged lawyer, does a horrible job trying to convince herself she's not falling for her annoying neighbor.
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If You're Not Falling, You're Not Climbing by TheWitchesWife
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 May 2026
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Rio is new to rock-climbing, but quickly fell in love with the sport. Her friend tried to get her into it as a way to meet people, but Rio is pretty uninterested in socialising. However, one climber whose strength (and beauty) Rio admires has other plans.
Or: Rock climbing AU no one asked for.
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"I want her,” another woman’s voice cut in. “Agatha!” Lilia cried out and spun on her heel, not even bothering to hide the alarmed tone in her voice.
Rio’s head jerked around, trying to discern which of the women in the crowd Lilia was gawking at. Then, Rio saw her. The curly-haired brunette stood up from her chair with a smile playing on her full lips. Even from a distance, Rio could see piercing blue eyes boring into Lilia, daring her to challenge her.
“I want her,” Agatha repeated, turning her full attention to Rio. Rio could feel the heat rising up her neck and into her cheeks as their eyes met across the room, causing her stomach to flip.
Dear god, who is she? Direct, confident and beautiful women were Rio’s weakness. And every inch of this woman radiated unflinching confidence. And holy shit, even in this horribly lifeless gray room, she was impossibly stunning. Rio felt it deep in her chest. Resisting whatever magnetism that was drawing her in was pointless. She was about to agree to whatever this woman wanted.
-or- Agatha is a successful music artist auditioning band members for a huge tour. Rio is a drummer who's never booked a gig. One viral video later, and she's in Agatha's band.
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24 May 2026
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Agatha likes her life in Westview.
When her department is stumped by a case they can't solve, the FBI sends Agent Rio Vidal, which Agatha believes to be the universe punishing her for god knows what.
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what if they had fucked in episode 1OR: what if they fell in love :')
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- Part 1 of That's Not Why I Came Over
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16 May 2026
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Agatha and Rio are friends.
Just friends.
Or at least they were, until one drunken night when they went from being 'just friends' to 'friends who occasionally fuck each other's brains out'.
Because when has that ever ended badly before?
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15 May 2026
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“But it’s embarrassing,” Rio said. “I’m twenty-fucking-seven and I’ve never even kissed a woman.”
“It’s only embarrassing if you let it embarrass you,” Agatha clarified. “Who cares what others think?”
“It’s a foundational part of society,” Rio argued. “The social contract. If I want other people to care what I think, I need to care what they think.”
Agatha held up her hands defensively. “Okay, Archimedes.” And then she twirled her finger in a circle to showcase the bar. “Look around you. Plenty of ladies here like locking lips with other ladies. Go up and ask one of them. Don’t pussyfoot or give them your life backstory. Just do it.”
In a moment that Agatha was sure took some bravery, Rio stared her in the eye and asked, “Can I kiss you?”
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15 May 2026
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I'll Bring Out The Worst In You... Promise by infinite_euphemism
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
09 Jun 2026
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Agatha Harkness runs an underground service where she seduces and humiliates arrogant Alphas on behalf of wronged omegas, taking pride in dismantling their disgusting egos. After completing another successful job, her friend Lilia asks her for an unusual favour- helping her shy, underconfident Alpha niece learn to step into her identity. Reluctantly agreeing out of loyalty (and of course payment), Agatha is introduced to Rio, a sweet, unsuspecting Alpha who is nothing like the alphas she’s used to tearing down.
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15 May 2026
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cause i may be bad, but i'm perfectly good at it by fatal (cumrich) for mnsg
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Jul 2024
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jeongguk has a number of skills and talents but the most important of all of them is fucking jimin brainless. it just so happens that this time he dresses up as a maid first.
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13 May 2026
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i like how desperate you seem (in the way you look at me) by fatal (cumrich) for gangbang
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
01 Sep 2024
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packs merge all the time. it's survival. jimin knows that, but what he's not prepared for is the attention he's getting from a certain jeon jeongguk, the alpha's son.
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Albedo wants to learn all about Aether. For the sake of research, he must know every part of him, every part. He's a little hesitant and nervous to ask him if he may explore his body and how he responds to sexual stimuli for his new experiment, but Aether is more than happy to participate.
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12 May 2026
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"I'm tired of kissing strangers that that aren't you I imagine kissing them" Rio texted.
"You realize I have a girlfriend, yes?" Agatha replied.
A chain of drunken texts from Rio come spiraling in one after the other,
"Then break up with her"
"I can treat you better"
"Redhead has no fucking clue how to take care of you"And Agatha really hates her fucking life.
____________HAPPY AAA WEEK!!! (Part two updated May 2026 because I'm a procrastinator lol)
Prompts used: "It's three in the morning" & "I can't keep kissing people pretending they're you"
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Clarke asks her best friend Lexa for a very special, very planned gift. The ‘accident’ is what happens along the way.
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- Part 1 of Happy Accidents
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What happens to Riley after Abby leaves her at the bar to go chase H*rper?
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The lore is the same, but here Riley is Rio Vidal, and in a modern day twist, they meet Agatha Harkness.
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05 May 2026
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Lena’s been best friends with the most popular alpha at National City high for some years now, and she’s never stopped being in love with her. They’re about to graduate, and before she leaves for college, she knows she has to ask Kara Danvers to help her lose her virginity...
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- Part 1 of Young Dumb Love
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Broke and completely losing the will to live, Rio enters a competition for an all inclusive break with their young and annoyingly hot roommate Agatha. Yet they have absolutely no idea what they're truly in for.
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04 May 2026
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Agatha, a young omega, put her dream trip to Ibiza on a twelve-month payment plan. Sun, parties, freedom — everything was perfect… until she came back home with a “souvenir” that would arrive in nine months.
Desperate to get her life together before time runs out, Agatha accepts a job at Vidal International Holdings. The salary is too good to refuse, and she needs it more than ever. What Agatha doesn’t know is that the company’s CEO, the enigmatic and intimidating Rio Vidal, also happened to be in Ibiza that same night.
And more importantly, she’s the other mother of Agatha’s baby.
Now trapped in the same company and tied together by a secret neither of them expected, Agatha and Rio must figure out whether that night was just a summer mistake or the beginning of something impossible to ignore?
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27 Apr 2026
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Agatha's been thinking. She's also been pissed off. Ever since Rio pulled that Darkhold Duplication spell and fucked herself while Agatha was tied to a fucking chair, Agatha's been plotting.
And she finally finds what she's been searching for.
Mimicry + magical limb development?
Oh, Rio's going to pay.
OR Agathario Kinktober 2025 Day 8: Free Day (DVP/Frotting)
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- Part 8 of Agathario Kinktober 2025
- Part 2 of Twice As Nice
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After twelve long years of marriage, Agatha has finally found freedom. Well, to an extent. She's still a single mom with partial custody of her three children. As much as she wants to hate her ex-wife, she has to admit Wanda's given her the opportunity to be self-serving more than any other ex probably would and she's thankful for it.
It's allowed her to loosen up, to live her life the way she wants to, and to avoid relationships at all costs.
Still, even with her divorce behind her, Agatha still tries her best to be a good mom, for the most part.
When she takes Nicky to a party celebrating the end of the soccer season, the last thing Agatha expects is to have her eye caught by any of the parents she's seen around millions of times. That is, until a new aunt enters the game and captivates Agatha more than she'd like to admit.
Just how much did she mean it when she told herself 'no more dating?'
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27 Apr 2026
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Agatha expected the handywoman to be out, grabbing more tools from her truck, but instead, she was kneeling on the floor, the toilet half taken apart. Her shirt had ridden up exposing considerable skin on her back and with it, a plethora of tattoos: vines, flowers and jewels stretching all the way down and into her waist band. Her waist band, which was also sitting out of place, much further south than appropriate. The smallest rim of boxer shorts showed itself, black cats hunting each other and no longer covering her butt crack.
OR: Agatha and her husband Ralph run a mega-church in Florida and Rio is their new handywoman.
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26 Apr 2026
