Floosher



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    Beth and Jerry add Summer, Rick, and Morty to a family group chat and shit sure does happen!

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    People try to kidnap Morty. A lot. Most of the time, it doesn’t work. (And just once, it does.)

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  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    After Rick ditches him for two crows, C-137 Morty finds himself alone in the Citadel, and accidently become a personal assistant to President Evil Morty.

    *Set before Season 5 Episode 10
    *A canon-compliant “what if” story
    *The title is inspired by the German song: Magneten

    -wir sind Magneten
    -Like two poles of a magnet, we’re drawn irresistibly to each other.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Severus gets injured in the shrieking shack (his fifth year). While unconscious he witnesses some scenes from his future and realizes becoming a death eater wouldn’t bring him power and glory but pain and servitude. He spends the rest of his schooling trying to shape a different future for himself.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Draco Malfoy thought his life after the war would be spent burying himself in Unspeakable studies while the world outside the Department of Mysteries forgets about his existence. Instead, he finds himself hurled back to his third year at Hogwarts.
    As if puberty and Potter weren't enough to contend with, now he’s on a secret mission to catch a rat and clear his disgraced uncle’s name. Honestly, if this is what heroics look like, he’d rather leave it to the Gryffindors.

     

    Or: The no good, completely awful, distressingly unplanned trip down memory lane Draco didn’t ask for.

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