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Miranda wakes up her lover during a weekend in Paris.
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Rory woke up during spring break with a cock! Sharing a room, it's only natural that Paris helps her test it out. Purely for scientific reasons, of course.
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Aisha and Stella are having a good time when Bloom comes home. Embarrassment ensues.
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If his life hadn’t been in immediate danger, Kim would have appreciated the comedic timing of this interruption. It was the smoker, a half-burnt cigarette still dangling between his fingers. He took a few steps in Kim’s direction and now, with his other hand outstretched in a peacekeeping gesture, was practically shielding Kim from the attackers.
“Look, man, I’m sure you’re very justified in your anger,” the guy said in a deceptively calm way. Kim detected a mocking undertone to the seemingly neutral statement. “But I don’t think I agree with you taking it out on some random kid, okay?”
Or, Kim meets Porsche, immediately recognizes him as an agent of chaos, and decides to make him his bodyguard to fuck with his family. Unfortunately, he doesn't foresee one of his brothers falling hopelessly in annoyance (and maybe also love) with said bodyguard, while Kim himself definitely is busy not pining after Porsche's younger brother.
Being twenty-one, a YouTube sensation, and the youngest of the three Theerapanyakul heirs is harder than you might think.
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Hiding Scrawl, Licking Freckles, and Other Average Wizard Things by tamerofdarkstars for volee_weva
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2015
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Someone out there is obsessed with his freckles, and damn it, Seamus Finnigan wants to know who.
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Uselessly fluffy Soulmate AU where the thoughts of your soulmate inscribe themselves on your skin in an shifting magic tattooSeries
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31 Jul 2018
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“It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.”
“Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.”
“I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.”
“There are worse ways to die.”
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07 Jul 2018
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The Alpha pack has systematically attacked Stiles and his friends for months, testing their strengths and weaknesses. When one of the Alphas goes after Stiles, he awakens in the hospital and realizes that something's wrong. Very wrong. All sounds seem to hurt him, he can't understand what anyone is saying, and when he tries to speak, it's gibberish. How is he supposed to deal with the fact that he's lost the ability to communicate with his dad and his friends?
Without his ability to talk, his sarcasm, and his wit, what does Stiles even have left? Enter Derek, the only one who seems to make it better.
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14 Jan 2018
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A little girl wearing a bright pink tutu flies down the steps and towards Derek. Derek has time to remember that according to Scott, her name is Rosaline, she’s five and that she’s Derek’s daughter, before she’s leaping into his arms. He catches her easily, breathes in her scent of milk and oranges and to his pleasant surprise, Derek, and someone else, too. Someone that smells good. She smells like home to him.
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