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Their time as teammates starts like any other.
Lando is the older driver. The car is almost fast. They get better, eventually.
And through it all, there is something underneath every conversation, at every track, and in hotel rooms that Lando can ignore--until he can't.
aka 30k words of emotional slow burn
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04 Jun 2026
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Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.
Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
Then he meets Oscar Piastri.Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.
Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.
Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.
The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.
Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.
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- Part 7 of Landoscar Anthology
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20 May 2026
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If there's one person more tired of the Dutch national anthem in 2023, it's Max Verstappen, because unlike everyone else, he's heard it hundreds of times. Max is trapped in this endless grey Sunday at Silverstone where nothing ever changes. He races, he wins, he gets to the podium, they play the national anthem, rinse and repeat. It's its own kind of hell.
Until Oscar Piastri shows up, and he changes everything.
a Groundhog Day with racing autism or maxcar time loop AU
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- Part 3 of Formula supernatural
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14 May 2026
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In which a noise complaint turns into a slow-burn romance, and Lando falls in love with his faceless, nameless neighbour through sticky notes and playlists.
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29 Apr 2026
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Lando’s got a good job, a great wardrobe, and a shared office space with the most soul-sucking man alive. He’s not intimidated by Oscar Piastri — who has the emotional range of a filing cabinet and the charisma of a stapler, if the stapler could ruin your career with one look. He’s not.
But now that the CEO is retiring, Lando has to charm an entire C-suite to vote for him instead of Oscar to become the new head of the company.
Lando has allies. Oscar has secrets. There’s coffee-stained tension, shared glances that mean nothing (obviously), and a game of corporate chess that feels a little too personal.
It’s fine. Everything is fine. Unless Oscar is already ten steps ahead. Which he probably is. Bastard.
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21 Apr 2026