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    Fantastic 4: First Steps ends a little differently.

    The Silver Surfer doesn't make it in time to stop Johnny from sacrificing himself. Both he and Galactus go through the portal, and Johnny ends up very far from home.

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    My Star Wars/Arcane Hexmandos AU! Focused mostly on Jayce and Viktor, but I hope to have a few stories involving our other favourites.
    No Star Wars characters will be present.

    You can find the art I did for this over on my Tumblr!
    https://www.tumblr.com/frontierghost/768636508291891200/designs-for-a-star-wars-arcane-au-i-want-to?source=share

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    Peter and Elias adopt a fifteen-year-old Martin. It goes as well as you’d expect.


    It sounds like he’s reading from a brochure, Martin thinks fleetingly, vaguely amused. These men – his new parents – do not seem like they know what they are doing.

    “Peter,” Elias says dangerously. “Place in the family. Reaffirming.”

    (Taking a last long look at the employee contract in his hand, Martin sighs. “Dad is so going to divorce you for this” He signs the papers with a sense of inevitability.)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Jon uses his Archivist powers to do a Q & A online.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    "The shark was sitting in his desk chair when Jon opened his office door. Actually sitting in it, with a “hello my name is” sticker stuck to it with “Jonathan Swims, Head Sharkivist” written on it in black marker."

    What if Jon has one of those plush blåhaj sharks from ikea?

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    03 Jun 2026

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    no ✓ @darkacademiafantasy
    I can and will sell my 11th and 12th rib

    no ✓ @darkacademiafantasy
    i could and i did

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Jon has been thrown back in time.

    In his own body again, but world-weary, softened, EXTREMELY powerful, and all around done with this shit.

    Obviously he has to prevent the apocalypse, and his friends' deaths. And if his experience the first time around taught him anything at all, the world really is just avatars endlessly throwing themselves at each others' throats. He knows he's resigning himself to a life playing the part of the Puppet Master, and he shudders to think how close to Elias he's becoming.

    So no. Instead, he decides to save the world... with the power of friendship-under-threat-of-death.

    He makes a group chat. Hijinks ensue.

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    03 Jun 2026