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Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
“You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.”🍎
In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.
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and, i would argue, the smartest person in this room by felixknorth
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
05 Aug 2025
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A Season 2 AU in which Will Graham did not, at any point, accuse Hannibal of being the Chesapeake Ripper.
Will Graham is the smartest person most people will ever have the misfortune to meet. Hannibal Lecter has been no exception; he's brilliant, but his failing is that he assumes he's the mastermind in every situation. He still thinks Will didn't pick up on every weird joke, every coincidence, every threat disguised as a charming quip, every flashing neon sign that screams "Hannibal Lecter is the Chesapeake Ripper!"
Now, Will has to decide what he wants from Hannibal. For the first time in his life, it seems like there's a possibility that somebody might be close enough to his level for a real connection. Hannibal is an apex predator in a garish suit, blind to Will's superior camouflage, and the Ripper's obsession with Agent Graham is so obvious it's drawing attention from... undesirable sources. If Will can manipulate everything to his desired outcome, Hannibal could become the equal Will has always wanted.
If he wants to protect their fragile peace, it'll take a lot more than just Hannibal Lecter.
That's fine. After all, Will has never been able to stop himself at just one stray.
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Hannibal refuses to stoop to a dating app, but the fact of the matter is this: he needs someone. What exact role they need to fulfill is up for grabs--Hannibal just knows he needs company. Conversation. Intelligence. Someone that won't bore him to death or, in some cases, bore him to murder. A sugar baby seems like the most obvious choice, since Hannibal knows the easiest way for someone to stand him is to pay them for it.
Will Graham replies to Hannibal's ad in an eye-catching manner and the instant he meets the boy, Hannibal is... taken.
There's a certain something about Will. Hannibal can almost put his finger on it.
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Will works the graveyard shift at his University's 24 hour Library. There's another student who only comes in to study in the dead of night. Will can't explain why, but something about that boy has caught his attention.
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Will has a rather unfortunate habit of leaving the front door unlocked. Who would possibly be stupid enough to break into the Chesapeake Ripper’s home? OR the tale of a home invasion, where Will tried to warn the men stealing his forks, that his husband is going to be less than impressed to find them here.
Now including a cannibal pun, and calling Hannibal daddy! (but not to his face, because who needs him on that power trip.)
