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"No man can harm you."
The king was stabbed by a kitchen maid a week later.“You cannot be harmed by man or woman.”
The queen's fourteen-year-old second cousin put hemlock in her wine.No one can cheat death, but maybe if your wording is specific enough, you can evade it for a while. Maybe.
There's always a loophole in the end.
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HJ and LaVonte get absolutely lost in the sauce, if by sauce you mean blood cocaine.
Bookmarked by Esme_Eajatli
15 May 2026
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as if death itself were undone by platinum_firebird for Evandar
Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker
01 Jan 2020
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"At the foot of my bed I beheld the Count, and behind him arrayed were the three Weird Sisters; all of them staring, with cruel, fond smiles on their beautiful faces as they watched me. “When will we welcome him?” the fair one asked. No longer did she look on me with hunger; now her face reflected an eager anticipation.
“Soon,” the Count said. “Can you not see how he weakens? In but a few more days he shall be ours.” He looked on me with such a strange expression; had I seen it on a woman, I might have called it desire."
No longer having need of his services as a solicitor, Count Dracula decides Jonathan might serve him in other ways.
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05 May 2026
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“Oh, so is my fault I am big strong top with giant Russian dick and all little bitch boys want to bend over for me? No one cares about my prostate?"
_______________________________________They fuck around. Then they find out.
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01 Apr 2026
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rozanov's roster by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
Jane: 2010
Caro: WHAT
Megan: GIRL
Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rnOr: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov
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24 Mar 2026
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By the time Shane presented (at thirteen), he already had scouters interested (at nine), so there was really no time to be an omega. There still isn’t, there is only time for hockey, so he’s simply not — not in any way that matters. He takes his suppressants so he doesn’t stink and so he doesn’t go into heat, he hones his game, he doesn’t make time for anything else. But he thinks about being an omega all the time, and worry like that has a scent.
Or: Shane needs a hysterectomy, and a mate to sign off on it.
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20 Mar 2026
