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Harry doesn't care about Snape beyond having to sit detentions with the man despite being of age. He doesn't. He asks him out for a drink just to get out of detention. So what if it's... nice? So what if they become friends? So what if Snape *is* lonely?
It's not Harry's problem - at least not until he realises he's accidentally befriended the man, and just how much he cares for Snape.
Well, shit.
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Harry Potter and the War That Never Was by Tobias444
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter already lost one war.
When he comes back, he hides in plain sight at Hogwarts: secret name, adult magic, and a determination to turn survival into curriculum.Severus Snape sees through him immediately.
Instead of exposing him… he steps closer.Their attraction unfolds like a duel: strategic, restrained, and far too mutual for either of them to admit.
Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley are another problem entirely. They do not negotiate desire. They crash into it.
One romance is predator vs predator.
The other is obsession with no safety measures.Terrible ideas in wartime.
Warning: now featuring… terrible author notes and high levels of filth.
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02 Jun 2026
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“I don’t know what your problem is with the man,” Draco said primly from where he had curled up on the back of the sofa, watching Harry and sipping tea from a saucer Harry had placed there. “He sounds lovely, if you ask me. Discerning. Elegant.”
“Caustic.” Harry said. “Snarky.”
“All very fine qualities indeed,” Draco said, preening a little bit. He slumped. “Is he really so terrible?”
Harry slumped too. “No, Draco’s … Merlin, I just wish he weren’t so fucking pretty.”
Draco jerked so hard that the saucer slipped and crashed to the floor.
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31 May 2026
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“So. How can I help you? Oh, don’t look so stricken; I’m not going to to tell anybody about your sordid little sex games, not that I think anybody cares. Anyway, who'd believe me? For that matter, do you really think my customers would continue to patronise my establishment if I was gabbing about them? Use your brain, Potter; I do know you have one.”
“That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, I think,” Harry said.
Malfoy crossed his arms. “It’s been six years; I’m out of practice. Now tell me what you need.”
Harry stood there for a moment. He hadn’t really thought this through before he knew that it would be Draco Malfoy he was talking to. He felt utterly unprepared for the conversation.
Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, his ex-girlfriend was there.
“Harry wants a prostate orgasm and his boyfriends are all terrible,” Ginny said.
Draco’s eyebrows shot up. Harry’s face got hot. Ginny made a face at him and said, “Look, it was going to take you forever to say that.” Then she turned and walked away, leaving Harry alone, with Draco Malfoy, who knew that he wanted to have a prostate orgasm.
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30 May 2026
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“Harry, you were half naked and holding fucking hands. I saw you."
Harry grips his mug tighter, resisting the urge to lob it at Ron's head. “Again. There was no room in there; it was a fucking coffin, Ron. And we thought we were going to die.”
Or
Harry gets trapped inside a coffin with Draco Malfoy.
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29 May 2026
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A downtrodden Harry Potter in a serious dry spell is looking to be a kept man, and a lonely Draco Malfoy responds to his anonymous ad. A perfect storm of lust, scandal, and maybe even love. A Daddy Kink Magnum Opus.
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27 May 2026
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For all Severus is softer, warmer with Harry than he is otherwise, he’s still a prickly bugger and notably maladjusted, with strange, almost inexplicable habits that Harry is only now beginning to truly understand.
In hindsight, Harry wonders how he hadn’t seen it before.
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25 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy returned to Hogwarts tall and tense and in love with Neville Longbottom.
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22 May 2026
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It was only supposed to be casual. Just rules on parchment, a way to keep things nice and easy. But somewhere between French men, stolen socks, and Christmas mornings, the rules stopped mattering.
What mattered was him.
What mattered was love.Enemies with Benefits takes place over two years, and follows Harry and Draco shagging senselessly but ultimately getting themselves sorted.
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I wrote Enemies with Benefits at the end of summer 2025 after a ten-year hiatus from the fandom and from writing in general. Fast forward seven months, and I decided to edit the fic as I feel my writing has improved. The story has not changed. I’ve focused on SPaG and fixed one tiny plot hole. I hope that the story is a more enjoyable read for you.
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22 May 2026
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Two to Lie and One to Listen by fluxweed for moondraconis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2022
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It’s weird when Hermione announces that she and Ron have broken up. It’s weirder when this is followed by the revelation that she’s already moved on—and the new object of her affections is Draco Malfoy.
Things only get worse from there.
(A drarry fic featuring fake dating, jealousy and bad choices.)
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21 May 2026
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Never Gonna Give You Up by InnerLilith for PhenomenalAsterisk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2021
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Five times Harry rickrolls Draco and one time Draco gets him back.
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21 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy runs a magical drug dispensary on Diagon Alley. Harry Potter is a regular customer. But with the aid of some experimental edibles and a dangerously delicious lemon bar, they might become much, much more.
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20 May 2026
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Hermione makes a soft, concerned sound. "Harry, look at this." She shows him an article with a photo, but the photo's not moving; it must be a Muggle newspaper. "NASA have just landed a rover on Mars. It's called Curiosity, and look, this is so--I don't know if it's sweet or sad, but--it's all alone out there, and they programmed it to sing itself Happy Birthday."
Nothing is wrong, but Harry starts crying.
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19 May 2026
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Paragraph Twelve, Clause Four by InnerLilith for Kbrick
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Nov 2022
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Harry loves nothing more than a nice, leisurely wank in the bath.
He thinks Draco can’t hear him.
Draco can hear him.
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18 May 2026
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Employee Handbook for Getting in Too Deep by groundbrains
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy cannot stop running into Hermione Granger at her job(s)
A romantic comedy in which Draco grapples with pet care, running charitable events, Theo, a meddling Mother, and courting Granger.
Join Draco on his mission to make Hermione's life less laborious - literally.- Language:
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18 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy might not be a killer, but it turns out he's an effective painkiller. If stopping pain was all Draco's touch did, things might not be so complicated, but either way Harry can't afford to be choosy.
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16 May 2026
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Weeds or Wildflowers by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill), sdk for Kaiosea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2016
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A perfect match, a romance for the ages, with a one hundred percent success rate! Magic Match claims they can give Draco all of this. So why do they keep sending him on dates with Harry Potter?
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11 May 2026
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Draco returns to London to help the Ministry decipher a spell, but things aren’t quite as simple as they seem.
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10 May 2026
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Speaking to Draco is like poking a beehive - and Harry is a glutton for punishment.
In which Harry makes some serious blunders and then tries to fix it. Somehow.
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Draco’s eyes narrow and his mouth purses, pretty and pink and wet from whatever he’s been drinking. “Any mediocre time is better than whatever you can you offer, Head Auror Potter. We’ve had this conversation. I thought I made myself clear.”
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09 May 2026
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Ron always makes them late but, this time, Neville can’t really complain.
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03 May 2026