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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    “Does it go like this?” Armand slings his thighs around Daniel’s waist, wraps an arm around his neck, and puts on a high, girlish voice. “Oh Mr. Bogosian, you’ve been ever so kind, what can a sweet young thing like me ever do to repay you—”

    “Shut up,” Daniel grits. “He doesn’t sound like that. You have the same vocal cords! He’s you!”

    “No,” Armand says, “he’s not.”

    OR: Daniel and Armand get magically swapped into the universe where Interview With the Vampire is a TV show, and everyone thinks they're actors named Eric and Assad.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “Who's the new professor?” Harry keeps his voice light.

    “Professor Malfoy,” Marie whispers and then glances around, as if saying his name will summon him.

    Oh.

    “Oh. You’ve got nothing to worry about. Professor Malfoy isn’t a Death Eater.” Harry almost sighs in relief but keeps that to himself. He’d thought there was going to be an actual problem.

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    Draco joins the staff of Hogwarts. Harry doesn't want any bad blood between them now that they're coworkers, so when he learns about a pureblood ritual to make amends, he jumps in feet first. But things aren't as easy as just saying "I'm sorry." Nothing ever is.

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    20 May 2026

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    With respect to Daniel’s life, pain in the ass is spelled A-R-M-A-N-D.

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    27 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Actually, he thinks, his own fleeting, fading relationships are a symptom of his lifelong Daniel-ism, which not even the Dark Gift could cure. Maybe other vampires found eternal connection as a side effect of immortality, and Daniel, two-divorces-Daniel, estranged-daughters-Daniel, was destined to live endlessly the way he always had. Even without the arcane telepathy, Daniel could see into people’s minds, pluck out the darkest and brightest parts, and know them intimately within hours or within minutes. Then he severs the tie, writes it all down, and moves onto the next.

    Things were going more or less the same now.

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    Daniel navigates the mundanity eternal life and his wierd, stagnant, on-and-off psychosexual situationships with the three people (vampires) in the world who will tolerate him.

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    15 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Let us drain our cups to these three Strong boys,” Aemond purred.

    Ah. There it was. One toast, and Viserys’s brave little pageant of peace went straight to shit.

    Daemon’s gaze slid to Alicent. She had gone pale as cream. Her son was sneering at bastards. Her son, the best-kept bastard in the room.

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    Set in S1E8 during the dinner scene.

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    14 Apr 2026