EmeraldWaters



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    Teen Wolf AU that ignores Season 5

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    The plan is this:

    He will note all the things that annoy Geralt, and he will stop doing them, and then Geralt will want him around.

    It will work. It has to work, because Jaskier cannot be left behind.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.

    Why is he here again? Oh yes.

    “I need your help.”

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    It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.

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    22 May 2026

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    24 Apr 2026

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    When a contestant drops out of the reality dating show Nami's producing, she has no choice but to convince Zoro to step in at the last minute.

    Zoro's not here to make friends. He's not here to find love.

    He accidentally does both anyway.

    (Love is Blind!AU)

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    03 Apr 2026

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    "I think that sometimes, your confidence outmatches your abilities. And that my marksmanship outmatches yours, every time."

    "I recall only one of us needed a medkit, today. Not as sharp when you've gotta be up close and personal, hmm?"

    "Next time, you can stick to your shotguns and SMGs, and I'll stick to my rifles, and we'll see who wins?"

    "Oh I'll take that challenge, next game. But, don't be surprised if I get the drop on you, hunter."

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    28 Mar 2026