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From the diaries of John Watson, 221B Baker Street (unpublished) by Elofant
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
23 Feb 2022
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After a case, Doctor Watson gets a lecture on the art of deduction by one Sherlock Holmes, that takes an unexpected turn...
In case the tags and the summary were unclear: This is smut, so read at your own risk XD
The characters belong(ed) to A.C.Doyle, though only I am resposible for the plotline.
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Mrs. Moonys Pie Shop by Elofant
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sweeney Todd (2007)
31 Oct 2021
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A ship comes into London on a dark and dreary night. On board are two men, who have a bone to pick with the city all the while searching for loved ones. And one of them might yet find them that night....
So, I realized that in Sweeny Todd Alan Rickman (Snape) plays the judge and Timothy Spall (Peter Pettigrew) plays the corrupt Beedle. And Mrs. Lovett sings about Mrs. Moonys pie shop... I just couldn't resist.
DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to somebody else, parts of the text are also just slightly modified lyrics. DO NOT COPY TO ANY OTHER SITE, PLEASE!
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(Let's all drink to the) Death of a Clown by Elofant
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2021
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Sirius and Remus have finally gotten their act together and James Potter is morose. Sure, he's happy for his friends, but… But falling in love means the end of stupid pranks and all night gaming – right? Luckily Lily is there to help her husband mourn the end of one chapter and to remind him, that there is always another chapter waiting when the last ends.
PLEASE DO NOT COPY THIS WORK TO ANY OTHER PLATFORM. All rights to the characters go to JKR, but her transphobic views disgust me. So let's reclaim her characters and play with them :).
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- Part 7 of Puppy-Sitting Sirius Black
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Sirius is getting desperate. No matter what he does, Remus never seems to notice that he is flirting with him. So, to get Remus Lupin to fall in love with him, he takes the advice of James Potter – well known for his easy and short courtship with his wife – and his little brother Regulus. That can’t go wrong in any way – right?
This can be read as a stand alone, but it might make more sense when you read the rest of the series.
Disclaimer: PLEASE DO NOT COPY THIS WORK TO ANY OTHER PLATFORM. All rights for the characters belong to JKR, the plot and setting are mine. I do not support JKRs views on trans people.
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- Part 6 of Puppy-Sitting Sirius Black
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When Remus opened the door to his flat one late afternoon, he expected to see Sirius there. But nothing could have prepared him for the scene that unfolded before him. “It’s not what it looks like, I swear”, Sirius said. But what exactly was it?
Or: The best "It's not what it looks like" Remus ever heard.Pre-Relationship, they are just pining away for each other.
PLEASE DO NOT COPY THIS WORK TO ANY OTHER PLATFORM. All rights to the characters belong to JKR. I do not support her transphobic views, but she can't keep us from playing with her characters :)
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- Part 5 of Puppy-Sitting Sirius Black
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I got the inspiration for a short one-shot from a Kinks song and somehow a somewhat coherent narrative happened including six other songs? Whoopsie XD
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What if when Sherlock came back after two years, he didn't find John dating Mary. But something else entirely.
In which I give John a terrifyingly smart child to take care of after Sherlock's 'death'. And everyone has to deal with the consequences.
The game is on, Victoria Omaine. Hope you can keep up.
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01 Mar 2026
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It was a fairly twisted set of circumstances that found Percy somewhat relieved by the escape of a mass murderer who was with all likelihood going to target his brother's best friend, but then life had a way of providing silver linings in the most awful of places, or so Percy Weasley had found.
But for the first time in almost well over six months, Percy felt content and that was enough for him.
Of course that was never destined to last for poor Percy.
OR: The one where Percy is strong armed into researching more on Sirius Black and accidentally uncovers more then anyone bargained for
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- Part 4 of A Series of Fiascos
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19 Nov 2025
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Four years after the war, Percy and Oliver's relationship is happy, committed, and still a secret. Percy's relationship with his family is... complicated and about to be made even more complicated by George's gift to the Weasleys:
A three week holiday in Greece for all of the Weasleys and their partners.
And, obviously, Oliver.
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17 Nov 2025
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A year after the Battle of Hogwarts, Percy Weasley finds himself as a Scribe again, documenting the interrogations of those aligned with Voldemort. When not at work Percy finds himself alone in his apartment, deservedly drowning in his guilt and isolating from those he'd consider close- wondering if they'd ever considered the same of him.
Until Narcissa Malfoy's interrogation. When a forgotten part of the war is dug up, Percy finds himself in the middle.
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- Part 1 of Like Alice & Other Things
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17 Nov 2025
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To Everything There is a Season by V_E_A_D
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
05 Apr 2026
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With the Rift torn down and Kerch’s borders re-opened, the Crows must become accustomed to each other, and the great changes that happened when they were apart. In addition, the threat of Kerch supremacists and a whole world expecting Kerch to be the same looms over all of Ketterdam. Between new families, new values and a home that looks nothing like it did when they first left for their infamous heist, they must decide if home still means each other.
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- Part 4 of Separation Verse
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10 Sep 2025